Also the defensive philosophy of "all gas no brakes" should be ignored, because have you seen what electricity possibly maybe might do?!

Finally, something the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is older than

The only thing I ask for this Xmas: Someone to edit the sound of Edward Woodward getting put in the Wicker Man over the Pop tart going through the toaster

Mine is that neither of these 2 slapdick teams should be in the playoffs, and Duke should have got a bye

England batting is kinda like a more erratic John Mateer, if you could imagine such a thing

'You know who else's journey began with a single step?'

me: [reads "EBOO"]

me: ah yes, extra birgin olive oil

I like mozz sticks but whoever wrote that was high af