me: i love being childfree! so relaxing! so much sleep!
my cats all night:

Yes Google, when I ask how many cups a common-sized bottle of alcohol yielded, this is what I wanted to know instead. All Ican say is...this is gonna be a lot of vodka sauce!

Well... Entire Pitt Help Desk let go today.

Good luck to them, I guess

My fiancee got the Jecht Shot in under 10 tries and hasn't played another video game since the 90s. I've got a keeper here

Saw some cool cliffs today, possibly Moher later

2/3 of the baby robins have hatched, just today I think

The things were done

"I don't like funky *anything*"
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