enkille
@enkille.bsky.social
fun fact: the rapture actually occurred in 2016. all the christians' souls left their bodies, and the remaining soulless husks voted for trump.
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
fun fact: the rapture actually occurred in 2016. all the christians' souls left their bodies, and the remaining soulless husks voted for trump.
i think diddy was only successful because he knew whose palms to grease
May 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i think diddy was only successful because he knew whose palms to grease
Some of my neighbors already have their Christmas decorations up, it just starts earlier and earlier I guess
December 27, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Some of my neighbors already have their Christmas decorations up, it just starts earlier and earlier I guess
Saw some pillows at Target the other day that said "All is Calm". I wonder how many of those you could place in a room before it becomes unsettling.
December 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Saw some pillows at Target the other day that said "All is Calm". I wonder how many of those you could place in a room before it becomes unsettling.
So are Republicans out there watching V for Vendetta and rooting for the government?
December 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
So are Republicans out there watching V for Vendetta and rooting for the government?
I really enjoy how the JetBrains Rider splash screen matches my wallpaper
December 7, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I really enjoy how the JetBrains Rider splash screen matches my wallpaper
Smoked the turkey this year with apple wood, turned out pretty good
November 28, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Smoked the turkey this year with apple wood, turned out pretty good
A grilled cheese should be smashed as flat as possible and cut diagonally
November 25, 2024 at 4:59 PM
A grilled cheese should be smashed as flat as possible and cut diagonally
I'm generally against AI in my web browser, but if the technology exists to replace Trump with the Hamburglar in images I'd be into that.
November 20, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I'm generally against AI in my web browser, but if the technology exists to replace Trump with the Hamburglar in images I'd be into that.
Mr. Mister vs a Cybertruck, who comes out on top?
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Mr. Mister vs a Cybertruck, who comes out on top?
Aha, I found it. Luke chapter 24 verse 51b: As Jesus ascended into the heavens he spake unto his disciples saying "But if the price of eggs gets a little too high, ignore all that stuff I said."
November 15, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Aha, I found it. Luke chapter 24 verse 51b: As Jesus ascended into the heavens he spake unto his disciples saying "But if the price of eggs gets a little too high, ignore all that stuff I said."
Very important not to conflate Steve Miller 🎸 and Stephen Miller 🤢
November 12, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Very important not to conflate Steve Miller 🎸 and Stephen Miller 🤢
So president hamburglar and vice president grimace then?
November 7, 2024 at 3:59 PM
So president hamburglar and vice president grimace then?
Sorry if it's too cold out today, I accidentally left the patio ceiling fan on overnight
November 3, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Sorry if it's too cold out today, I accidentally left the patio ceiling fan on overnight
Trying to see if I can pinpoint when seeing an update for my phone went from "Oh cool, what'd they do this time?" to "Jesus Christ what'd they do this time?"
October 27, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Trying to see if I can pinpoint when seeing an update for my phone went from "Oh cool, what'd they do this time?" to "Jesus Christ what'd they do this time?"
The other day my mother-in-law says to me "You're not red in the neck, you're red in the face." We were just trying to determine if my face was flush, but as a southerner it was the sickest burn I have ever received.
October 5, 2024 at 3:43 PM
The other day my mother-in-law says to me "You're not red in the neck, you're red in the face." We were just trying to determine if my face was flush, but as a southerner it was the sickest burn I have ever received.
The Cybertruck is less of a pickup truck and more of a letdown truck
October 2, 2024 at 2:54 PM
The Cybertruck is less of a pickup truck and more of a letdown truck
It sure would be nice if you could collect random items off the ground and sell them to any shop for money like in video games. Find a particularly neat rock? Take it over to Publix and vendor it for $5
October 1, 2024 at 3:31 PM
It sure would be nice if you could collect random items off the ground and sell them to any shop for money like in video games. Find a particularly neat rock? Take it over to Publix and vendor it for $5
The Cybertruck kind of looks like somebody tried to make an N64 model of a Pontiac Aztek from memory
September 23, 2024 at 1:53 PM
The Cybertruck kind of looks like somebody tried to make an N64 model of a Pontiac Aztek from memory