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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

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That’s exactly why I’m sitting here…
Strangely, it’s right next to the announcer… Photo courtesy of Dario T. Spotted in Japan.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We cater exclusively to those organisms…
I’m not saying there’s aliens, but, there’s aliens… Photo copyright Engrish.com. Shampoo from Japan.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Cool. Er, what is it?
Be better if it weren’t made in China… Photo courtesy of Peter W.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
There will be hairs…
By law we can’t call it fresh… Photo courtesy of Martin Fackler. Spotted in Korea.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m not into name brans…
It’s the bran you trust… Photo courtesy of Peter Wisniewski. Plastic tray spotted in Japan.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Helmet require…
Please bump head carefully…   Photo courtesy of Peter Wisniewski. Spotted in Japan.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
I’m feeling such a turkey   Photo courtesy of Chris McCartney-Melstad. Originally posted 2003.11.27.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Is this rear life?
Nothing is rear… Photo courtesy of Patrick Abandy. Spotted in Japan.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’ve been found up!
We’ve been throuph this before… Photo courtesy of Patrick H. Spotted in Japan.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I find out what’s bad too late…
Originality Living Is Why I’m Broke… Photo courtesy of Nicholas Plummer. Address book cover – found in Japan.
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December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We’d like to inspect you…
Failure to claim evil goods may result in questions… Photo courtesy of NSK. Spotted in Japan.
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December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My ex was kinda bossy…
Same shit, different notebook… Photo courtesy of Neal Dixon. Notebook found in China.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Tie those races…
Sandals would be nice… Photo courtesy of Natalie Barringer. Shoe rack spotted in Japan.
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November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Guys, it’s not a swimming pool…
Alone. I like it alone… Photo courtesy of Nari Stephens. Spotted in China.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We keep you moving…
On my 3rd cup and nothing yet… Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber. Spotted in Japan.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Dad can’t be there all the time…
It’s her only time to herself… Photo courtesy of Ozinsk. Orange juice spotted in Japan.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Grorious colors!
This colors seem prain to me… Photo courtesy of Missy Rand. Postcard stationery found in Japan.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Teach Dalmatian to open…
Give a dog an apple, feed him for a day – Teach a dog to open… Photo courtesy of Missy Rand. Postcard found in Japan.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Or just go outside…
All I got were dried leaves and a twig… Photo courtesy of M. Larkin. Shopping bag spotted in Japan.
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November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The lawn is next…
They don’t pay me enough…     Photo courtesy of Michael Dunkley. Spotted in China.
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November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Universal language…
Photo courtesy of M. Wilson.
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November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
An equal opportunity tanner…
Photo courtesy of Michael Quinn. Tanning salon found in Japan.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You’ve got the nack for this…
What the hack! Photo courtesy of R. Matsuura. Spotted in Japan.
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November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It puts the fare in the bucket…
Can I get on an Uber? Photo courtesy of Matthew Skitt. Spotted in China.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The plice is right…
A little too plicey for me… Photo courtesy of R. Matsuura. Spotted in Japan.
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November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM