englishmatt.bsky.social
@englishmatt.bsky.social
Oaf about town
Saw a news story today about Torchy’s Tacos opening “high end locations” - pretty fancy for a place that started out as a food truck where I once found a tooth in my taco.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I know it’s hacky to say “Recession Indicator” to every example of society getting worse, but I’m seeing a LOT of regular cars with ads plastered on them.
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Coming this November to Kick Butt Coffee in Austin, Texas - get your passes at altercationcomedyfest.com
September 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It makes me feel like a slob to say this, but Halal Guys needs to start giving out more than one napkin per order.
August 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I can’t get @vizcomic.bsky.social in the US so maybe this has been done, but Sydney Sweeney’s Jean Genie would be a good one-off comic strip along the lines of Elton John’s Tarmac Con.
August 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Azealia Banks had one minor hit about a decade ago, but she cultivated the much more important modern day skill of being rude online so she gets to be part of the discourse forever. Imagine if it was 2008 and we were all checking for Edwin McCain’s take on the independence of Kosovo.
July 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Attention, porcine racists of America! Trump is importing South Africans to steal your jobs at the Racism Factory!
May 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Without AI, how would we ever experience arguing with a loser online? Truly a game-changing technology.
April 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The Pitt 2: The Return Of Doug Driscoll
April 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Walked over to a new coffee place in my neighborhood and the barista asked “Do you want that for hereski or to goski?” and now I never want to come back.
March 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Timothee Chalamet at the Oscars with a lovely tribute to M. Emmett Walsh in Blood Simple.
March 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Heavyset white man at cumbia night.
February 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Some guy in my neighborhood drives around in a Cybertruck with a gigantic white cowboy hat balanced on the dash. Easy there pardner, save some style for the rest of us.
February 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I watched an ad encouraging production companies to film in Texas that was so obnoxious it made me fantasize about this state being broken up and filmmaking being outlawed for a generation.
January 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ticket sales for my horror themed barn dance The Amityville Hoedown have been anemic at best.
January 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I like an underdog story so I’ll be rooting for Greenland.
January 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If the US keeps talking about taking over Canada, Canada should start preemptively annexing states. Montana first, than North Dakota if they aren’t getting the message.
January 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The nation’s unwholesome freaks are currently engaged in frantic calculations to figure out what time they can sneak out and see Nosferatu on Christmas Day.
December 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Sweaters For Your Oafish Lad
November 21, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Just want to share how cool the font for Hammer film The Brides Of Dracula is.
October 18, 2023 at 2:13 AM
I saw a guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt, bandana and pith helmet today. Honestly, a very strong look.
September 26, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Can’t believe they are trying to make a senator look corrupt just because he has a house jammed full of unmarked bills and gold bars and big sacks with a dollar sign on them.
September 22, 2023 at 3:57 PM
A woman in 157 AD telling her friends to ask their men how often they think about the Etruscan civilization.
September 16, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Using secret illegal A.I. to create a version of Goodfellas where Layla is replaced with Alphaville’s Big In Japan.
August 21, 2023 at 5:42 AM