energythief
@energythief.bsky.social
Stealing your energy since 1991 🦋 💙 🇨🇦
Pinned
energythief
@energythief.bsky.social
· Jan 27
Comments you see on your local Facebook community group go here:
Forget dystopia. THIS is the true future of A.I. - a picture of a dog reading a newspaper hanging above the toilet at a Chinese buffet near my house.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Forget dystopia. THIS is the true future of A.I. - a picture of a dog reading a newspaper hanging above the toilet at a Chinese buffet near my house.
No kids at the front door yet in Canada. They must all be watching the Jays game.
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
No kids at the front door yet in Canada. They must all be watching the Jays game.
This book I’m reading has an abundance of hyphens and periods in it. It’s very Morse coded.
October 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This book I’m reading has an abundance of hyphens and periods in it. It’s very Morse coded.
It’s Saw Marathon season
October 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It’s Saw Marathon season
Haha what if the rapture keeps happening but everyone fucking sucks and that is why nobody ever ascends to heaven
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Haha what if the rapture keeps happening but everyone fucking sucks and that is why nobody ever ascends to heaven
“What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today!”
September 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today!”
There are soooo many people on this flight who have no idea how to put their luggage in the overhead. I’ve never seen anything like it.
September 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
There are soooo many people on this flight who have no idea how to put their luggage in the overhead. I’ve never seen anything like it.
Ranking Charlies:
Charlie Brown
Charlie Bucket
Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Cox
Charlie Benante
Charlie Murphy
Charlie Puth
Charli XCX
Charlie Townsend
Charlie Parker
Charlie Bit My Finger
Charlie Sheen
Every other Charlie
Charlie Kirk
Charlie Brown
Charlie Bucket
Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Cox
Charlie Benante
Charlie Murphy
Charlie Puth
Charli XCX
Charlie Townsend
Charlie Parker
Charlie Bit My Finger
Charlie Sheen
Every other Charlie
Charlie Kirk
September 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ranking Charlies:
Charlie Brown
Charlie Bucket
Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Cox
Charlie Benante
Charlie Murphy
Charlie Puth
Charli XCX
Charlie Townsend
Charlie Parker
Charlie Bit My Finger
Charlie Sheen
Every other Charlie
Charlie Kirk
Charlie Brown
Charlie Bucket
Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Cox
Charlie Benante
Charlie Murphy
Charlie Puth
Charli XCX
Charlie Townsend
Charlie Parker
Charlie Bit My Finger
Charlie Sheen
Every other Charlie
Charlie Kirk
I’m so good at SkyCards
September 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m so good at SkyCards
Last night I had some leftover minestrone and pierogis from the deep freezer. I have no idea when they were made and the leftovers cryogenically preserved.
It’s my wife’s equivalent to my “I’ll save this piece of wood in the garage because you’ll never know if I’ll need it 20 years from now.”
It’s my wife’s equivalent to my “I’ll save this piece of wood in the garage because you’ll never know if I’ll need it 20 years from now.”
August 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Last night I had some leftover minestrone and pierogis from the deep freezer. I have no idea when they were made and the leftovers cryogenically preserved.
It’s my wife’s equivalent to my “I’ll save this piece of wood in the garage because you’ll never know if I’ll need it 20 years from now.”
It’s my wife’s equivalent to my “I’ll save this piece of wood in the garage because you’ll never know if I’ll need it 20 years from now.”
If you don’t understand it, it’s not “bad writing.”
If you don’t recognize the symbolism, it’s not “unrealistic.”
If you don’ pay attention to details, it’s not a “plot hole.”
This PSA brought to you by binging Ozark and making the mistake of wading into online discussions about the series.
If you don’t recognize the symbolism, it’s not “unrealistic.”
If you don’ pay attention to details, it’s not a “plot hole.”
This PSA brought to you by binging Ozark and making the mistake of wading into online discussions about the series.
August 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you don’t understand it, it’s not “bad writing.”
If you don’t recognize the symbolism, it’s not “unrealistic.”
If you don’ pay attention to details, it’s not a “plot hole.”
This PSA brought to you by binging Ozark and making the mistake of wading into online discussions about the series.
If you don’t recognize the symbolism, it’s not “unrealistic.”
If you don’ pay attention to details, it’s not a “plot hole.”
This PSA brought to you by binging Ozark and making the mistake of wading into online discussions about the series.
Wow, Weapons was really fantastic. I hope that they don’t try to make a prequel or sequel and destroy the mystery and metaphor. Hollywood being Hollywood, I have low expectations.
August 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Wow, Weapons was really fantastic. I hope that they don’t try to make a prequel or sequel and destroy the mystery and metaphor. Hollywood being Hollywood, I have low expectations.
August 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A woman in my town of Kamloops BC is 4 days into a planned 14 day stint of continuous cooking, to break the Guinness World Record of 300 hours. She plans to make 15,000 dishes from 195 countries. Proceeds will help underprivileged families in the community. So cool.
www.youtube.com/live/hqLUY5I...
www.youtube.com/live/hqLUY5I...
World Record Attempt! [Hour 1-8] Cooking for 300 Hours!
YouTube video by Ninth Lab
www.youtube.com
August 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A woman in my town of Kamloops BC is 4 days into a planned 14 day stint of continuous cooking, to break the Guinness World Record of 300 hours. She plans to make 15,000 dishes from 195 countries. Proceeds will help underprivileged families in the community. So cool.
www.youtube.com/live/hqLUY5I...
www.youtube.com/live/hqLUY5I...
Attended a “coffee chat” at work today where the beverages provided were soda/pop, iced tea and fruit juices. Thanks Obama
July 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Attended a “coffee chat” at work today where the beverages provided were soda/pop, iced tea and fruit juices. Thanks Obama
Welcome to the family little Gracie! Day one of our rescue pup adoption.
July 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Welcome to the family little Gracie! Day one of our rescue pup adoption.
Holy shit Ironheart stuck the landing better than almost any other Marvel show so far
July 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Holy shit Ironheart stuck the landing better than almost any other Marvel show so far
Whimsical Orcas in Victoria, BC
June 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Whimsical Orcas in Victoria, BC
I found my stripper stage name
June 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I found my stripper stage name
How much you wanna bet that fat asshole fakes his own death during the parade just to pretend he gets resurrected
June 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
How much you wanna bet that fat asshole fakes his own death during the parade just to pretend he gets resurrected
Never more relevant than today:
"The system we learn says we're equal under law
But the streets are reality, the weak and poor will fall
Let's tip the power balance and tear down their crown
Educate the masses, we'll burn the White House down"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXQj...
"The system we learn says we're equal under law
But the streets are reality, the weak and poor will fall
Let's tip the power balance and tear down their crown
Educate the masses, we'll burn the White House down"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXQj...
June 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Never more relevant than today:
"The system we learn says we're equal under law
But the streets are reality, the weak and poor will fall
Let's tip the power balance and tear down their crown
Educate the masses, we'll burn the White House down"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXQj...
"The system we learn says we're equal under law
But the streets are reality, the weak and poor will fall
Let's tip the power balance and tear down their crown
Educate the masses, we'll burn the White House down"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXQj...
If you like my posts you’re gonna love my rambling, tangent-rich, barely coherent long-form stories
June 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If you like my posts you’re gonna love my rambling, tangent-rich, barely coherent long-form stories
This is the best way to cover up impending cost cutting of quality control measures
June 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is the best way to cover up impending cost cutting of quality control measures