This is SO GOOD ✨️

I hate being American more than I ever have, and I didn't think that was possible before the election 😭

My dog and I experienced our first quake a few years ago at like 5am. I had candles lit and ran to blow them out in a panic because I didn't know what else to do. My dog slept through it until I woke him up running around. He just looked confused

Surface level insults? Woof. You kiss your cousin with that mouth?

Not the southern insult 😂 grow up

I'll give it to you guys, for cult members, you're really good at distorting/interpreting words to fit whatever you need them to mean at that moment 😂

Oh, sweetie. Plummeting means they're lower than before. Not that people aren't still insane enough to like the wannabe dictator

Well yeah, Nascar is one of the most redneck "sports"

Yes, they are! ☺️

I'd argue it depends how big your pockets are. Being a lady, most of mine are too small, but I'd still give it my best effort

She was "pregnant", "lost the baby" a week later, and then knew she was "pregnant" again 2 days after

Because she was pregnant and lost the baby like 18 times in one semester alone

I just wonder where the triplets are 😂

"Protect the children. Unless they're already out of the womb."

I knew a girl who kept claiming she was pregnant and then that she lost the baby randomly through all 4 years 😭