This game could've been an email. #GoPackGo

Found on Packers Reddit

Upon further review...THE BEARS STILL SUCK!!

Normalize the use of Joke-lahoma.

If they were going to play Connect 4 then I probably would've watched.

To the woman who was wearing a MAGA hat while walking around Lake of the Isles in Mpls today, I hope you stepped into a metric ton of goose poop.

[writing on notepad]

A man, a plan, a canal, Suez
"No, no...that's not it!"

A man, a plan, a canal, Erie
"That's not it either!"

A man, a plan, a canal, Grand
"This is impossible!"

How the world's most famous palindrome was eventually discovered.

Saruman is on the cusp of landing a cabinet position.

Dog the Bounty Hunter for Attorney General isn't that far outside the scope of possibility at this point.

Can we just all agree ahead of time that we're going to refer to the re-education camps as Trump University?

Save for a large container ship getting stuck in the Suez canal every other day, it's going to be a long few years.

I would honestly take November 12 months a year.

If the Vikings had any decency, they would vacate their victory in this game.

Any consumption of caviar should be preceded with a warning from the Sturgeon General.

A modern day sequel to Mozart's The Magic Flute called Back to the Fluture.

In a last ditch effort to make this pending dystopia a little more palatable, I'm trying to recreate the Dukes of Hazzard in my mind, but with Trump and Vance assuming the roles of Boss Hogg and Roscoe P Coltrane.

But then I recalled that even at his worst, JD Hogg had some redeeming qualities.

All of the hopelessness and despair that you're feeling right now? Yeah, it's absolutely 100% the result of the song Walking in Memphis.

Whole milk is short for wholesome milk.

I guess I have to start somewhere on this app.

I had some really great gazelle jokes on the other one...maybe I'll port them over here someday.