Erik Norlund
endzoneerik.bsky.social
Erik Norlund
@endzoneerik.bsky.social
Cagney & Lacey enthusiast | Green Bay Packers apologist | real life inspiration for Violet Winspear's 'The Viking Stranger'
This game could've been an email. #GoPackGo
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Found on Packers Reddit
January 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Upon further review...THE BEARS STILL SUCK!!
November 17, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Normalize the use of Joke-lahoma.
November 16, 2024 at 10:59 PM
If they were going to play Connect 4 then I probably would've watched.
November 16, 2024 at 6:00 AM
To the woman who was wearing a MAGA hat while walking around Lake of the Isles in Mpls today, I hope you stepped into a metric ton of goose poop.
November 16, 2024 at 1:19 AM
[writing on notepad]

A man, a plan, a canal, Suez
"No, no...that's not it!"

A man, a plan, a canal, Erie
"That's not it either!"

A man, a plan, a canal, Grand
"This is impossible!"

How the world's most famous palindrome was eventually discovered.
November 15, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Saruman is on the cusp of landing a cabinet position.
November 15, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Dog the Bounty Hunter for Attorney General isn't that far outside the scope of possibility at this point.
November 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Can we just all agree ahead of time that we're going to refer to the re-education camps as Trump University?
November 12, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Save for a large container ship getting stuck in the Suez canal every other day, it's going to be a long few years.
November 11, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I would honestly take November 12 months a year.
November 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
If the Vikings had any decency, they would vacate their victory in this game.
November 10, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Any consumption of caviar should be preceded with a warning from the Sturgeon General.
November 10, 2024 at 6:37 PM
A modern day sequel to Mozart's The Magic Flute called Back to the Fluture.
November 10, 2024 at 8:03 AM
In a last ditch effort to make this pending dystopia a little more palatable, I'm trying to recreate the Dukes of Hazzard in my mind, but with Trump and Vance assuming the roles of Boss Hogg and Roscoe P Coltrane.

But then I recalled that even at his worst, JD Hogg had some redeeming qualities.
November 10, 2024 at 4:14 AM
All of the hopelessness and despair that you're feeling right now? Yeah, it's absolutely 100% the result of the song Walking in Memphis.
November 8, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Whole milk is short for wholesome milk.
November 8, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I guess I have to start somewhere on this app.

I had some really great gazelle jokes on the other one...maybe I'll port them over here someday.
November 8, 2024 at 10:33 PM