Imagine living with the person you love the most, but at random intervals they are replaced for a few days or a week by someone who says terrible things, lies to your face repeatedly, damages your property, and shits their pants. That's what it's like living with a binge drinking alcoholic.

Kirsten Hillman, Canada's ambassador to the US, is doing a spectacular job on the American Sunday morning talk shows, shedding light on the reality of the trade tariffs. Very impressive person.

Wait...so, will he be taking the oath of office with his hand on a Trump Bible? Seems like the kind of product placement opportunity that would be hard to pass up.

Jonathan Karl just asked Mike Waltz, incoming National Security Advisor, if Trump is serious about using military force to acquire Greenland and the Panama Canal.

Answer: "President Trump will always leave all options on the table."

WTAF

Never...and I can't stress this enough...never EVER type "how do I know when my windows need replacing" into a search engine.

This needs to be EVERYWHERE - LOUD AND CLEAR!! #ChuckandJim #ThePoor

Dear Mr. Trump: Of course we are willing to work with your government to reduce the movement of drugs and undocumented immigrants from Canada into the US. If you could please reciprocate by helping to reduce the illegal movement of firearms in the other direction, that would be nifty.

Oh man, this

Proof my dog loves me.

I really like it here.

@ashleyallison.bsky.social

I'm watching you on CNN right now and you seem super smart but to be honest I'm having a hard time concentrating because your hair is that amazing.

Yes, this. Exactly this.

Radical idea for Canada: teach kids in high-school, say 9th grade, how income tax brackets work. Because it seems like 90% of Canadians have no idea.

Is it a generational thing, letting the GPS just tell you where to go, turn by turn, without ever looking at the route on the map? Like how are you comfortable having no actual knowledge of your physical location? #genx #millennial #genz