I can't do much except hope that you recover and find your perfect life

I'm a big fan of the expressions for the inner dialogue

You have given me flashbacks to five nights at anime

I'd originally assume it was a coerced action. No longer do I believe so.

Now I'm just imagining the military airdropped boats across the land borders

"Extract" seems a much more appropriate word for how companies work. They don't want to make anything, they just want the money.

Everyone who's talked about it has said that Nebula's revenue split system is better for their wallet than their YouTube adsense system

That one is called Town of Salem, I think

Cammie is adorably oblivious, as per usual.

Bayonetta come out in a completely different cultural context, wearing a sign around her neck that said "over the top and silly", existing in a fantastical world removed from our own.
Lara Croft on the other hand, is taken much more seriously, in a quite familiar setting.

If ever you want a fantasy plot that isn't D&D themed, I now have a candidate to propose

Windows doing something windows-y: "man, this is just like Linux!"

There's a reason I always call it some variation of "autocorrect". Its core elements are much closer to that than any sort of general intelligence

Certainty isn't made up of such discrete elements, especially with so few details attached. If the murder weapon was owned by the guy, I'll probably be more certain. But humans are famously bad at neumberixally expressing their internal experiences.