i had brain surgery for severe ocd

WHILE MY JOINTS FEEL LIKE THEYRE TRYING TO GIVE BIRTH

AND MIND YOU I STILL GAVE SEVERE OCD STILL SO THIS IS JUST A NIGHTMARE

so now i have to take poop juice. to make me poop. which i’ve never had to do either and im terrified lmao

the problem is i’m not pooping because i don’t feel the need to poop but i am also evidently being crushed by inflammation and bowels

like it just turns out the being-full-of-poop is a complete aside and side effect for having brain surgery because the combo of meds but in my swollen little head i’m like ITS THE POOP

this is such a funny intellectual high horse post because you can’t even use an ellipsis correctly

imagine being so miserable that you say this to a stranger who’s just yapping. next level unhinged.

objectively fucking hilarious