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· Oct 27
a lot of people really like puppy girls lately but won't fw a great dame
16 friars playing footsie under the refectory table. Time seems to slow down. It's escalating. Everyone is kicking really hard now. Sweating, knitting brows. Bright red tonsures underpainted cyanotic by bated breath
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
16 friars playing footsie under the refectory table. Time seems to slow down. It's escalating. Everyone is kicking really hard now. Sweating, knitting brows. Bright red tonsures underpainted cyanotic by bated breath
Well like. Homosapien means wise guy. I'm just a foolish girl. I don't think I should be judged for the crimes of a species antithetical to my own
5-dimensional adjudicator: ʙᴇ sɪʟᴇɴᴛ, sᴀᴘᴇ. ᴡᴇ sᴀᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏsᴛs. ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇɴɪs
5-dimensional adjudicator: ʙᴇ sɪʟᴇɴᴛ, sᴀᴘᴇ. ᴡᴇ sᴀᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏsᴛs. ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇɴɪs
July 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Well like. Homosapien means wise guy. I'm just a foolish girl. I don't think I should be judged for the crimes of a species antithetical to my own
5-dimensional adjudicator: ʙᴇ sɪʟᴇɴᴛ, sᴀᴘᴇ. ᴡᴇ sᴀᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏsᴛs. ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇɴɪs
5-dimensional adjudicator: ʙᴇ sɪʟᴇɴᴛ, sᴀᴘᴇ. ᴡᴇ sᴀᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏsᴛs. ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇɴɪs
British people say happy Christmas because they still don't believe gays should merry
December 25, 2024 at 10:18 AM
British people say happy Christmas because they still don't believe gays should merry
boys these days have trouble achieving their imago because they would rather 'go goon' than cocoon
December 11, 2024 at 9:05 AM
boys these days have trouble achieving their imago because they would rather 'go goon' than cocoon
The assassination of the CEO of United Healthcare is a stark reminder that we NEED gun control. Not because it shouldn't have happened, but because it should have been done with a Contraption
December 4, 2024 at 8:11 PM
The assassination of the CEO of United Healthcare is a stark reminder that we NEED gun control. Not because it shouldn't have happened, but because it should have been done with a Contraption
me (casually running like RE3 Nemesis): idk I was thinking maybe SOIF could be short for some one I'm following? but would it be said soyf or like. Swaf
soif (sprinting in terror): Get da Hell away fram me !
soif (sprinting in terror): Get da Hell away fram me !
December 4, 2024 at 7:27 AM
me (casually running like RE3 Nemesis): idk I was thinking maybe SOIF could be short for some one I'm following? but would it be said soyf or like. Swaf
soif (sprinting in terror): Get da Hell away fram me !
soif (sprinting in terror): Get da Hell away fram me !
deeply painful that people will grow up hearing quotes like 'fear is the mind-killer' and 'fear clouds judgment' and still allow fear to turn their hearts toward hate. Insecurity, the unknown, of powerlessness. It's reflected so heavily in bigotry and unspeakable cruelty.
December 4, 2024 at 7:00 AM
deeply painful that people will grow up hearing quotes like 'fear is the mind-killer' and 'fear clouds judgment' and still allow fear to turn their hearts toward hate. Insecurity, the unknown, of powerlessness. It's reflected so heavily in bigotry and unspeakable cruelty.
oh sure cool. nobody cares when I go for an early morning sniff but when The Department of Energy Nuclear Support Team helicopter does it it's a headline
December 3, 2024 at 4:47 PM
oh sure cool. nobody cares when I go for an early morning sniff but when The Department of Energy Nuclear Support Team helicopter does it it's a headline
doing an incredible front flip and sticking the landing. Spectators are clapping but they don't yet know the slightly elevated g-force has killed me
December 3, 2024 at 4:42 PM
doing an incredible front flip and sticking the landing. Spectators are clapping but they don't yet know the slightly elevated g-force has killed me
my woke coworker saw my forehead open up like a garage door cause I pressed the wrong button
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
my woke coworker saw my forehead open up like a garage door cause I pressed the wrong button
her: honestly you're just so fucking full of yourself
me (rubbing suspiciously me-shaped belly): what. nn- *eerrrp* noam not
me (rubbing suspiciously me-shaped belly): what. nn- *eerrrp* noam not
December 3, 2024 at 4:04 PM
her: honestly you're just so fucking full of yourself
me (rubbing suspiciously me-shaped belly): what. nn- *eerrrp* noam not
me (rubbing suspiciously me-shaped belly): what. nn- *eerrrp* noam not
my. third eye stopped opening after i jacked off wrong and the cum went backwards, blocking my chakras
December 3, 2024 at 4:04 PM
my. third eye stopped opening after i jacked off wrong and the cum went backwards, blocking my chakras
a storm of interloping thoughts diluting the rich pools of my thesian mindscape til I'm naught but my own intruder
December 3, 2024 at 4:03 PM
a storm of interloping thoughts diluting the rich pools of my thesian mindscape til I'm naught but my own intruder
(getting brainwashed by automotive manufacturers) I cant be free without this manacle!! We should build cities around our chains,
December 3, 2024 at 4:02 PM
(getting brainwashed by automotive manufacturers) I cant be free without this manacle!! We should build cities around our chains,
smokeing a decroded joint and pointing the rifle at my skull. but when I pull the trigger I miss n blast a hoal right through an exogenous thetan before it can mass
December 2, 2024 at 7:12 PM
smokeing a decroded joint and pointing the rifle at my skull. but when I pull the trigger I miss n blast a hoal right through an exogenous thetan before it can mass
30 years of sony showing bloodborne makes me feel like im losing at chess to a dog
December 2, 2024 at 6:18 PM
30 years of sony showing bloodborne makes me feel like im losing at chess to a dog
I guess this is goodbye... For Now
*folds self neatly into your underwear drawer*
*folds self neatly into your underwear drawer*
December 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I guess this is goodbye... For Now
*folds self neatly into your underwear drawer*
*folds self neatly into your underwear drawer*
realizing I'm not 17 anymore and sprinting to the closest liquor store so fast I die of hypoxia
December 2, 2024 at 5:52 PM
realizing I'm not 17 anymore and sprinting to the closest liquor store so fast I die of hypoxia
injecting the bacteria that eats plastic directly into my balls and accidentally melting my keyboard at 6am
December 2, 2024 at 12:29 PM
injecting the bacteria that eats plastic directly into my balls and accidentally melting my keyboard at 6am
the world's logic fell away like a rocket's first stage when i learned that crows roost and roosters crow
December 2, 2024 at 12:29 PM
the world's logic fell away like a rocket's first stage when i learned that crows roost and roosters crow
call me furry tartare the way my meat's better rawr
December 1, 2024 at 8:38 AM
call me furry tartare the way my meat's better rawr
as if I didn't feel enough of a failure for dropping out before getting my diploma, I'm just now learning like everyone has around 98.6 degrees?
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
as if I didn't feel enough of a failure for dropping out before getting my diploma, I'm just now learning like everyone has around 98.6 degrees?
idiot in the streets, dumbass in the skeets
November 30, 2024 at 3:36 PM
idiot in the streets, dumbass in the skeets
(waking up and seeing 2039 on my medical wristband)
me: ..Nǐ hǎo. Zài nǎlǐ..?
Nurse: what? Uh. You must be disoriented. You've been in a coma for 14 years
me: oh. Okay. I just thought things would be more Chinese by now
Nurse:
me: can I go back to sleep
me: ..Nǐ hǎo. Zài nǎlǐ..?
Nurse: what? Uh. You must be disoriented. You've been in a coma for 14 years
me: oh. Okay. I just thought things would be more Chinese by now
Nurse:
me: can I go back to sleep
November 30, 2024 at 3:12 PM
(waking up and seeing 2039 on my medical wristband)
me: ..Nǐ hǎo. Zài nǎlǐ..?
Nurse: what? Uh. You must be disoriented. You've been in a coma for 14 years
me: oh. Okay. I just thought things would be more Chinese by now
Nurse:
me: can I go back to sleep
me: ..Nǐ hǎo. Zài nǎlǐ..?
Nurse: what? Uh. You must be disoriented. You've been in a coma for 14 years
me: oh. Okay. I just thought things would be more Chinese by now
Nurse:
me: can I go back to sleep
Yo what's it called when they tilt the camera to cause a sense of unease?
me (smiling wisely): they call it da changle
me (smiling wisely): they call it da changle
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Yo what's it called when they tilt the camera to cause a sense of unease?
me (smiling wisely): they call it da changle
me (smiling wisely): they call it da changle