Approaching 40 and still know every syllable of the nonverbal bridge in Freak on a Leash.

Improv team name: Tapback Anxiety

It’d be so funny if the Alamo dug out a basement just to fuck with Pee Wee.

I think we were too mean about the High Hopes dance.

Drugs are cool but have you tried hearing my 2 year old faceplant and then say “I’m ok, I just took a tumble”?

Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.

We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.

They own what happens next.

Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story.

Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver.

This is what "merit" means to them.

apnews.com/article/trum...

Trump just literally eliminated an Executive Order to reduce the price of prescription drugs. They are ripping you off, personally. They never gave a shit about the price of anything.

The poster isn’t on bluesky so screenshotting but this is definitely one of the more evil UHC stories I’ve seen.

I regret to inform you all that Matthew McConaughey’s tuna salad recipe slaps. I’m so sorry.

When TI says “I want your body, need your body” in “Whatever You Like” it sounds exactly like “I want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden.” @qanon

Gonna start a Dad Rock band called Preemptive Advil.

Oops Metallica was right about Napster.

Pretty weird that Bernie owns all the mountain dogs.

Ok everyone just lay off the Supreme Court, geez!

Ok Doc, but telling me I have high blood pressure is not, like, helping my blood pressure.

Still unsure why Heelys didn’t completely take over.

“Micro-blog” = smooth blend of cool (druggy) and dweeb (2001 webby) sounding.

Fuck it, I’ll risk optimism!