Seymour Butts
@endlessbummerr.bsky.social
Humanity has jumped the shark. I can’t wait to watch civilization explode in real time.
September 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Humanity has jumped the shark. I can’t wait to watch civilization explode in real time.
Daisy, meet the internet. Internet, meet Daisy.
June 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Daisy, meet the internet. Internet, meet Daisy.
Hear me out on this band name: Estelle Getty War Machine
June 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Hear me out on this band name: Estelle Getty War Machine
Does anyone have any tips on what to do when you come home and your girlfriend is being an absolute smoke show but you can’t make a move because she’s a 9-5er? @so-wait.bsky.social
June 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Does anyone have any tips on what to do when you come home and your girlfriend is being an absolute smoke show but you can’t make a move because she’s a 9-5er? @so-wait.bsky.social
You could not pay me to go to the Italian festival.
May 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You could not pay me to go to the Italian festival.
Watching DDD and of course those dickheads in Vegas eat pizza with a knife and fork.
May 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Watching DDD and of course those dickheads in Vegas eat pizza with a knife and fork.
It’s a good day to eat two edibles and listen to the rain outside the windows.
May 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s a good day to eat two edibles and listen to the rain outside the windows.
When Eye for an Eye comes up on shuffle, you mosh outside on the sidewalk in front of your house so you don’t wake your 9-5 partner.
May 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
When Eye for an Eye comes up on shuffle, you mosh outside on the sidewalk in front of your house so you don’t wake your 9-5 partner.
What am I supposed to do if I don’t have a cat with thumbs to come home to next week?! 😭
May 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
What am I supposed to do if I don’t have a cat with thumbs to come home to next week?! 😭
Was wondering why my head hurts so much today and then remembered I did a shot of Malort last night.
May 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Was wondering why my head hurts so much today and then remembered I did a shot of Malort last night.
That kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN
April 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
That kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN
Very excited to move in with my gf Wednesday and not have to hear some dude talk funny and tell bad dad jokes again.
April 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Very excited to move in with my gf Wednesday and not have to hear some dude talk funny and tell bad dad jokes again.
Is people doing Easter shit the Saturday before a new thing or am I just out of the loop?
April 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Is people doing Easter shit the Saturday before a new thing or am I just out of the loop?
Has anybody ever successfully stolen a pet from a former roommate? Wasabi deserves better than fake ass crocodile dundee.
April 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Has anybody ever successfully stolen a pet from a former roommate? Wasabi deserves better than fake ass crocodile dundee.
No really, I need a fucking vacation.
April 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
No really, I need a fucking vacation.
Been a homeless person outside of the school across the street the past two nights. I got a package stolen off my stoop today. Hope she enjoys the clothes iron and short sleeve black button up.
March 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Been a homeless person outside of the school across the street the past two nights. I got a package stolen off my stoop today. Hope she enjoys the clothes iron and short sleeve black button up.
Unless you’re cancelling a hardcore band, I don’t need to see see IG stories of you talking into a camera.
March 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Unless you’re cancelling a hardcore band, I don’t need to see see IG stories of you talking into a camera.
Worst: having to shit while waiting on an uber.
March 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Worst: having to shit while waiting on an uber.
I need a vacation. Somewhere warm where I can drink out of a pineapple or coconut preferred.
March 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I need a vacation. Somewhere warm where I can drink out of a pineapple or coconut preferred.
Can we talk about what an absolute ass beater of a song the DuckTales theme song is?
March 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Can we talk about what an absolute ass beater of a song the DuckTales theme song is?
My chef just told me the first time he got swamp ass in America, he thought he got an STD… AND TRUMP WANTS TO DEPORT THESE PEOPLE?! 🤣
March 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My chef just told me the first time he got swamp ass in America, he thought he got an STD… AND TRUMP WANTS TO DEPORT THESE PEOPLE?! 🤣
It has truly never been harder to be a Flyers fan.
March 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It has truly never been harder to be a Flyers fan.
We need to outlaw people talking to the camera on social media. I’ve never clicked through someone’s IG story faster.
March 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We need to outlaw people talking to the camera on social media. I’ve never clicked through someone’s IG story faster.
I’m all for people getting sober but the amount of people blaming alcohol on shitty past behaviors seems a bit much lately. Maybe see a therapist too? Just being sober doesn’t make you a good person.
March 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m all for people getting sober but the amount of people blaming alcohol on shitty past behaviors seems a bit much lately. Maybe see a therapist too? Just being sober doesn’t make you a good person.
Spent my morning in bed pinned between my roommate’s two cats. Animals are too good for humans.
March 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Spent my morning in bed pinned between my roommate’s two cats. Animals are too good for humans.