idc if it's cringe I want my special meow meows to play together like mashing together a barbie and a bratz doll

And his name is Percy Jackson.

(someone needs to put me down like I can't be thinking of AUs like this 😭😭😭)

grand theft auto, and perhaps even domestic terrorism. Robert is honestly stunned because the kid isn't even a bad person, he just keeps insisting it was the wrong place, wrong time. But also he's got some gnarly powerful abilities and never wants to talk about his past.

omg......🫣

Also I will be tagging spoilers if I end up talking about it on bluesky!! And pls don’t share spoilers with me yet

for purring is widely acknowledged as an open invitation to approach an omega at will.

They are also advised to wear medical bracelets in case they are rendered incapacitated and unable to call for help on their own.

Many alphas insist, however, that CPD is a fictional condition. They do not concern themselves with verifying an omega's consent if they are purring,

medical condition for flirtation, and may even become aggressive once rejected or refused.

Omegas with chronic purring disorder are advised to wear heavy collars of either thick leather or even metal to protect their throats and scent glands from assault.

Flambae does get into bed eventually because they don't usually use blankets to keep warm & Robert needs his personal heater. Flambae snuggles up behind his sleepy hubby and uses his ambient heat to keep Robert comfortable all night long.

Meanwhile, his husband Flambae is sobbing on the floor of their shared bedroom bc a fucking pillow stole his job.

Robert: "Get back into bed, you have work tomorrow." (Bob bob is on maternity leave.)

Flambae: "How can I possibly do that... when you are CHEATING ON ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

yesss exactly lol

Robert is utterly oblivious bc he thinks Flambae is just being himself, but Flambae is actually making his intentions super obvious

Also I want you all to know I tried to post this exact same thing to tumblr and it blocked me bc it auto flagged my post for needing a mature content warning lmao. Tumblr fucking sucks

look at the surprise and even fear in his eyes before he's shocked

I want him to look at me that way