I have carried a puppy - which was peeing at the time - outside just so they could finish outside and I could say "What a good boy!"
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I have carried a puppy - which was peeing at the time - outside just so they could finish outside and I could say "What a good boy!"
Also the "not on the floor, not on the floor, GO OUTSIDE for that" phase
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Also the "not on the floor, not on the floor, GO OUTSIDE for that" phase
Yes. Just like a boy having to shop in the "husky" section of the store, you don't want to be called a butterball.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yes. Just like a boy having to shop in the "husky" section of the store, you don't want to be called a butterball.
Barbie has 2 granddaughters? Damn I'm old.
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Barbie has 2 granddaughters? Damn I'm old.
Reposted by Pat
I know the whole “Can you imagine if Obama/Biden” thing is trite but truly can you imagine if Obama had appointed a female Sec Def and she had started naming operations things like “Operation Valkyrie Vagina” or “Operation Beef Curtains”
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I know the whole “Can you imagine if Obama/Biden” thing is trite but truly can you imagine if Obama had appointed a female Sec Def and she had started naming operations things like “Operation Valkyrie Vagina” or “Operation Beef Curtains”
"An 18 month old is not the same as a 5 month old"
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"An 18 month old is not the same as a 5 month old"
"How old is your daughter?"
"She is 214 months old."
"She is 214 months old."
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"How old is your daughter?"
"She is 214 months old."
"She is 214 months old."
And he is armed! Ninja cat with 3 swords: you give snak or I attak!
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
And he is armed! Ninja cat with 3 swords: you give snak or I attak!
I've had life insurance for 20 years but I haven't died even ONCE! What a waste of money.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I've had life insurance for 20 years but I haven't died even ONCE! What a waste of money.
That looks like sex furniture. Stirrups, ball-gag, accessories. Knock yourself out. Probably a hell of a workout.
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
That looks like sex furniture. Stirrups, ball-gag, accessories. Knock yourself out. Probably a hell of a workout.
I also hate fries from Five Guys. Both In-N-Out and Five Guys pride themselves on their freshness and good ingredients but both suck at fries in my opinion. Maybe I like 3 week old oil frying my frozen fries, I dunno, but the others (all of them) are better.
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I also hate fries from Five Guys. Both In-N-Out and Five Guys pride themselves on their freshness and good ingredients but both suck at fries in my opinion. Maybe I like 3 week old oil frying my frozen fries, I dunno, but the others (all of them) are better.
Yep! On the road we usually hit In-N-Out for the gluten sensitive burger which is also a lettuce wrap. The burgers are good for the price but the fries are terrible - including the "well done" fries. I don't know why a lettuce wrapped In-N-Out is better then the Carl's Jr version but here we are.
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yep! On the road we usually hit In-N-Out for the gluten sensitive burger which is also a lettuce wrap. The burgers are good for the price but the fries are terrible - including the "well done" fries. I don't know why a lettuce wrapped In-N-Out is better then the Carl's Jr version but here we are.
I'm a fan of the Carl's Jr. single Western Bacon with a side of fried zucchini. Probably the best fast food burger (national chain) out there. I just wish they had something for my gluten free wife besides lettuce wrap - that's the "cock block" to my glorious lunch.
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm a fan of the Carl's Jr. single Western Bacon with a side of fried zucchini. Probably the best fast food burger (national chain) out there. I just wish they had something for my gluten free wife besides lettuce wrap - that's the "cock block" to my glorious lunch.
I took a quiz in 2nd grade that had you match things that were magnetic to a picture of a magnet. The quiz included U.S. coins (no iron) and I answered correctly but was graded wrong. I challenged (!) and she gave everyone (!) points for their answers. I am still livid about it.
October 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I took a quiz in 2nd grade that had you match things that were magnetic to a picture of a magnet. The quiz included U.S. coins (no iron) and I answered correctly but was graded wrong. I challenged (!) and she gave everyone (!) points for their answers. I am still livid about it.
I believe I've released a fart that bothered people for longer than that news story.
A bomb in a motorhome parked in downtown Nashville. With loudspeakers blasting the song "Downtown" and warning people to get away.
There should have been at least 2 movies and 4 episodes of CSI about this.
A bomb in a motorhome parked in downtown Nashville. With loudspeakers blasting the song "Downtown" and warning people to get away.
There should have been at least 2 movies and 4 episodes of CSI about this.
September 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I believe I've released a fart that bothered people for longer than that news story.
A bomb in a motorhome parked in downtown Nashville. With loudspeakers blasting the song "Downtown" and warning people to get away.
There should have been at least 2 movies and 4 episodes of CSI about this.
A bomb in a motorhome parked in downtown Nashville. With loudspeakers blasting the song "Downtown" and warning people to get away.
There should have been at least 2 movies and 4 episodes of CSI about this.
I'm going to take the under on me.
September 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm going to take the under on me.
Some of us are not Canadian. We need a gateway cookie before we ride ride the moose.
September 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Some of us are not Canadian. We need a gateway cookie before we ride ride the moose.