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Mike Pensive
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Failed humorist.

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Real.
@BillClinton I just want to clarify a few things regarding infomation about myself and President @realDonaldTrump in Jeffrey Epstein's emails that were released by the House Oversight Committee. While it is accurate that the President "smoked my cigar" so to speak, he didn't inhale. No DNA was swapped between us which makes it a consensual heterosexual act between two close friends on a sex island. 9:21 AM Nov 14, 2025 X for semen guzzling
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Don't call yourself a journalist if you're not sending RFK Jr pictures of your butthole.
vanityfair.com (Olivia Nuzzi) as his confidant no more. What were once sprawling text conversations mixed with flirtatious witticisms became the terse and cold responses of a man more bothered than intrigued. An "Interesting day?" met with a "fine". A picture of my butthole eliciting merely a "niiiice".
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Devastated.
No, the musician John Oates and the author Joyce Carol Oates are not related.
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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We did it, Bluesky!
Two Bluesky users embrace Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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We live in the shittiest timeline.
How Elon Musk and Peter Thiel almost died in a 2000 car crash By Mary Kay Linge Published March 26, 2022, 8:05 a.m. ET A new book tells how Elon Musk (right) once took Peter Thiel (left) for a ride in his McLaren (above) - and wrecked it.
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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The Beatles during their fentanyl era
The Beatles bowing after playing a song
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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My powdered heavy cream hitting me in the feels
@anthonysgoods They say this cream is heavier than your soul crushing student debt. That's heavy.
October 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The image displays a YouTube video from the channel The Philosofur titled: "A Furry's Plea: Stop Political Violence Before We Forget Our Humanity." Details from the image: * Thumbnail Art: Features an anthropomorphic, gray-furred, wolf-like character with a pleading expression, wearing a white tunic and a black mantle/cowl. * Thumbnail Text: The image overlay has large yellow text on a red background that reads: "We are ALL Humans This NEEDS to STOP". * Channel: The Philosofur * Video Length: 36:46
October 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Hegseth just lost his erection.
Fat soldiers
October 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Who is "Taylor Swift"?
Taylor Swift is the "Margaret Thatcher of pop music" says Pet Shop Boys' Neil Tennant The 1989 singer "seems to be about economics", says Tennant.
October 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Taylor Swift releasing an album
Dog pooping
October 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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This image is a meme that superimposes an edited quote onto a screenshot of the character Inigo Montoya (played by Mandy Patinkin) from the 1987 film The Princess Bride. ​The original, iconic line from the movie is: ​"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ​The text in the meme has been edited to read: ​"Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh." ​The humor comes from the substitution of the vengeful character's name with that of comedian Pete Davidson, and the change of the serious, threatening line's conclusion ("Prepare to die") to a comedic one ("Prepare to laugh").
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Poor Kash
In this political cartoon by Lalo Alcaraz, a man identified as Kash Patel is shown wearing a Viking helmet with horns and holding two swords. He is attempting to enter a building with a sign on the door that reads "WHITES ONLY." The building itself has a sign for "VALHALLA, NORSE WARRIOR PARADISE" hanging on the railing outside. The cartoon satirizes Patel, who is of Indian descent but has been a prominent figure in conservative political circles often associated with white nationalist talking points. By depicting him as a Viking trying to enter a "whites only" Valhalla, the cartoon comments on the ironic and often contradictory nature of some right-wing politics, suggesting that despite his alignment with certain ideologies, he would not be accepted by the very groups he seemingly champions. The phrase "Apologies to Gary Larson" at the bottom references the cartoonist famous for his absurd and often dark humor, and whose comic Far Side this is based on.
September 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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How will Mossad link Islam to "transgender ideology"?

Ask and you shall receive, @claiborne.bsky.social
Carpinche @claiborne.bsky.social So you think that Israel killed Charlie Kirk and framed trans people/antifascists in order to draw the US into war with Iran? | am *fascinated* by how you expect Mossad to link the Islamic Republic to "transgender ideology. JUST IN: NETANYAHU BLAMES MUSLIMS FOR THE DEATH OF CHARLIE KIRK "This is a worldwide problem. The people on the, you know, on the extremes, the Islamists, the radical Islamists, and their union with the ultra-progressives. They often speak about human rights, they speak about free speech, but they use violence to try to take down their enemies, whether it's President Trump, who's been almost assassinated twice, or, you know, they try to kill me here, too. But they got Charlie Kirk, and it's just heartbreaking.”
September 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Some of the thoughtful folks on Twitter express their condolences for the recently deceased White supremacist gum -sorry- *gun advocate Charlie Kirk:
September 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The image depicts a split-panel composition, with a blonde woman's face filling the right side and foreground, and a man resembling Donald Trump in the background on the left, engrossed in what appears to be video editing on a multi-monitor setup. The woman, with light-colored hair and a serious or slightly annoyed expression, is seen from the chest up, wearing a light-colored top. Her gaze is directed towards the viewer. Behind her, to the left, a man with blonde hair styled similarly to Donald Trump is seated at a desk with two computer monitors. He is wearing a white t-shirt that reveals what appear to be tattoos on his arms. His focus is entirely on the computer screens, where one monitor displays what looks like video editing software and the other shows what could be a video game or a different media application. A water bottle is visible on the desk near the monitors. Overlaid on the lower part of the image is text that reads: "He literally just nutted in me and started editing the Epstein video". This text suggests a humorous, albeit crude, narrative connecting the two individuals and their perceived actions. The overall impression is that of a meme, using celebrity likenesses and a provocative caption for comedic effect.
July 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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"DNC Chair Cries In The Corner Like A Bítch" is a Mona Lisa of a YouTube title.
DNC CRYBABY 9:13 DNC Chair Cries In The Corner Like A Bítch | The Kyle Kulinski Show : Secular Talk 53K views 5 hours ago
June 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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A legend shows up in the comments.
Who remembers this famous 2000-2004 celebrity? heatherharmon If you are interested here is my IG and Twitter. Take a look and let me know what you think. https://www.instagram.com/imheatherharmon/ https://x.com/imheatherharmon
June 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM