it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other

If you Google "inauguration day," you're greeted with an animation of fireworks forming the shape of the American flag. Google has never done something like this for the inauguration, sources told me, out of fear of appearing partisan. But that's changed now, with Sergey and Sundar attending.

I need to learn how to use this app, so I can quit the others lol