R. Anthony Mahan
@enceladeans.bsky.social
Writer for Hard Drive. Author of "One Nation, Under Jupiter." Trying to be less of an Internet recluse. He/him.
They refused to make him playable between 4 and 5. That's Willie's time.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They refused to make him playable between 4 and 5. That's Willie's time.
I’m so glad Klaasje was recast in The Final Cut.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m so glad Klaasje was recast in The Final Cut.
Chef Skinner bought Bluesky.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Chef Skinner bought Bluesky.
Sakurai added ANOTHER anime character? At least there’s no sword this time.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sakurai added ANOTHER anime character? At least there’s no sword this time.
If they care so much about the continuity of past Bond movies, why is it a big deal if he died once?
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If they care so much about the continuity of past Bond movies, why is it a big deal if he died once?
Joel McHale openly hating every second of being there was the most entertaining The Game Awards ever was. If there was any justice the only Jeff hosting these awards would be Winger. That joke doesn’t work in writing but I’m owning it.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Joel McHale openly hating every second of being there was the most entertaining The Game Awards ever was. If there was any justice the only Jeff hosting these awards would be Winger. That joke doesn’t work in writing but I’m owning it.
Sonic finally made him eat those words.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Sonic finally made him eat those words.
“If you’ve got an ass, I’ll respectfully disagree and compromise with it!” -Democratic Wimp Lo
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“If you’ve got an ass, I’ll respectfully disagree and compromise with it!” -Democratic Wimp Lo
Evergreen scene.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Evergreen scene.
"The main benefit of being Catholic is you can ask the Pope for money" -Someone at Paradox, probably
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"The main benefit of being Catholic is you can ask the Pope for money" -Someone at Paradox, probably
Chunky, you would like it uptown.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Chunky, you would like it uptown.
I feel like Strong Bad's too dedicated to Strong Badia to have ever voted in his life, but if he did he'd probably just write in himself.
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I feel like Strong Bad's too dedicated to Strong Badia to have ever voted in his life, but if he did he'd probably just write in himself.
They’re famous.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
They’re famous.
I genuinely thought [Water] and [Alcohol] was choosing what to drink and laughed once I realized [Glass Him] had returned.
November 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I genuinely thought [Water] and [Alcohol] was choosing what to drink and laughed once I realized [Glass Him] had returned.