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believe me i never stop thinking about it. the things in my notes app,
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
he might restrain himself if its a family event kind of thing but he's gonna be sneaking leftovers for days afterwards, awkwardly waving off the kids complaining about all the leftovers already being gone. (with a suspiciously round tummy) wonder who could've done it
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
present this man with a classic thanksgiving buffet and watch his eyes light up and him have to wipe a line of drool off his chin. hes so cute... piling up his plate and shyly going for seconds
November 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
😭😭 Fords about to talk about the potential benefits and usage in this dimension and Stan has to be like I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. DO NOT RELEASE THAT THING INTO THE WORLD.
Stan's eyes occasionally flicking down to Ford's stomach and he knows exactly what he's thinking.
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
a friend :)
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
also. him forgetting this isn't a normal arrangement and being very casual about it upon returning home only to be confronted with "HUH????" reactions. like. ohh right. interspecies symbiosis is taboo in my home dimension.
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Ford rubbing his tummy when he's stressed and the slime attempting to press into his hand from the inside.... very sweet and adorable but kind of horrifying
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
so true, he's not sure if it can understand the words he's saying or just Vibes, but it tends to respond to him when he attempts to communicate, and it doesn't seem upset by how he's utilizing its presence. in fact it seems to quite enjoy it when it's not jostled too intensely by the sex he's having
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
maybe. maybe if it simply kept itself in his womb, he wouldn't have to deal with it going in and out. just constantly filled. unique contraceptive method but if it works it works! the downsides are only feeling it squirm all the time and slimy discharge! it's fiiiiine
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
guhh hes so exhausted from his body working uselessly against the whims of the slime. he wishes he could tell his body to give up but he can't. it's odd to think he's at best an inconvenience for the creature. just a stubborn incubator, contributing nothing to the process. guh.
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
its like the slime is physically crawling out of his womb, reaching through his birth canal.. he tries to push them out but they cling to his walls and gill him out enough that he's just uselessly quivering around it until it decides its ready to leave
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
omg so true... craziest invasive species ever. ford is absolutely fascinated between being pissed off about being pregnant
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
maybe once it's done it'll let him go free ...
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
guh. struggling to get his arms free to bat it away. its so difficult for him to move even an inch but the goo is slipping under his clothes like its nothing..
October 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
PLEASEEEEE i need him squirming and struggling uselessly and getting gradually more claustrophobic as he sinks deeper and deeper. man why couldn't i have normal kinks it's always gotta be some shit
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
its so much worse when there are people watching it happen, trying to offer help and comfort. hard to focus on your intellect and calm down when you're being asked if you're okay and if they can do anything and trying to rub your back
October 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it's humiliating enough for his family to be aware it's happening, but the fact that he's now constantly fatigued and making uncomfortable noises under his breath because this offspring is just a bundle of activity. god.
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
it's weird and uncomfortable and ford's very embarrassed about it and even if he wanted to hide it, whatever it is doesn't seem to agree with him
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
gf captains log! it's a fan project abt the stan twins post canon adventures :)
October 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
it would be better than making him uselessly clench his jaw, though that could also be fun.. but no, it's more fun to watch him chew and slobber all over himself because he needs to bite so bad...
poor boys putting holes in his pillowcases!
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM