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Alevtine 🎁🎄
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any pronouns // 26

infra-materialist // enby disaster // expert at ruining my own sanity // mild brainrot

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"All the Things She Said" replacing "Little Dark Age" as the deranged wojak-obsessed editors' track of choice is kind of a lesbian cultural victory
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Communist paths made by Paradox: "You can subjugate yourself to the Soviet Union or be le hecking wholesome anti-Stalinists."

Communist paths made by modders: "We're going to give you an ideology so specific that we'll need an entire essay to describe it."
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
"He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead" 🎵
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Got all the Mexican land back from the yanquis. I sure do hope my empire doesn't crack
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I always think it's funny when people complain about meme alt-history paths in Hearts of Iron considering that Nazi Germany would be the larpiest garbage imaginable if it wasn't what actually happened
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I fundamentally don't understand people who have 80+ open tabs in their browser at all times
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
And now, going full circle
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
See? It's already happening!
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Alright, last thing I wanted to do with Poland. It's the funny secret polar bear leader. Finally got that out of the way
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Good ideas, but this makes more sense
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
HOW?? WHAT THE HELL?
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is legitimately the first time I have seen this event. I didn't even know this was a possibility 🇫🇮
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Communism has never worked - except in this place 🇩🇰
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What would be the funniest country to unify the Balkans? Purely hypothetically speaking
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Reposted by Alevtine 🎁🎄
2027 is going to be my year
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The thing about these kirkified reaction gifs and images is that many of them are here to stay. We'll probably still see the occasional edit of Kirk's face on some old meme by next year, and half the people will have forgotten the original
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Wait what
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I'm not sure whether I should watch Frieren, the Mussolini show, or season 2 of Hazbin Hotel. They all feel like the same thing to me
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
galvanized square steel
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
How was this uploaded four months ago?
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Behold the glorious Philippine army 🫡🇵🇭
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Some of you act just like this
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The entire internet when Charlie croaked
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Insane thing to see after opening YouTube
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Google Lens is probably the most important app on my phone. No other app lets me pretend to be smart as much as that app does
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM