pipsqueak
@enbykisser.bsky.social
dubious apparatus
it/she '96
arts by my beloved @sweetbun.bsky.social
it/she '96
arts by my beloved @sweetbun.bsky.social
they're putting me on trial at the hog
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
they're putting me on trial at the hog
socal electrical utility companies aren't the way they are because of profit-driven behaviours or just gross negligence. it's because i keep chewing on all their damn wires
October 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
socal electrical utility companies aren't the way they are because of profit-driven behaviours or just gross negligence. it's because i keep chewing on all their damn wires
get your mind into the butter
October 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
get your mind into the butter
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Modern medicine had the perfect opportunity to give people elixirs and potions but instead put everything in pill form.
I don't want to take two paracetamol with a glass of water, I want to crack open a vial and dramatically down the contents.
I don't want to take two paracetamol with a glass of water, I want to crack open a vial and dramatically down the contents.
April 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Modern medicine had the perfect opportunity to give people elixirs and potions but instead put everything in pill form.
I don't want to take two paracetamol with a glass of water, I want to crack open a vial and dramatically down the contents.
I don't want to take two paracetamol with a glass of water, I want to crack open a vial and dramatically down the contents.
you're telling me an entire drum of bass composed this song?..
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
you're telling me an entire drum of bass composed this song?..
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my heart is black with hatred and my ass is turgid with lust
September 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
my heart is black with hatred and my ass is turgid with lust
e-girl, e-boy, & e-waste. the three genders
September 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
e-girl, e-boy, & e-waste. the three genders
sipping and slurping my fizz and foam
September 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
sipping and slurping my fizz and foam
you'll never witness me being out of pocket. i'm staying squarely tucked in there
August 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
you'll never witness me being out of pocket. i'm staying squarely tucked in there
better to be a house cat than a mouse rat
July 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
better to be a house cat than a mouse rat
filling myself with flan about it
April 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
filling myself with flan about it
i tend to unload when not nearby anyone else.. and if left alone for too very long, i'll just despawn
March 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i tend to unload when not nearby anyone else.. and if left alone for too very long, i'll just despawn
getting a husband stitch on my zero-depth neopussy
March 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
getting a husband stitch on my zero-depth neopussy
bodyaches too painfully intense.. need a complete bodyectomy
March 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
bodyaches too painfully intense.. need a complete bodyectomy
things would be vastly different right about now if humans could just lay eggs
March 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
things would be vastly different right about now if humans could just lay eggs
getting my hair braided like challah dough
March 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
getting my hair braided like challah dough
please come pick me up.. i have a pussyache
February 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
please come pick me up.. i have a pussyache
pathetically succumbing to my terminal illness (tummy hurt)
January 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
pathetically succumbing to my terminal illness (tummy hurt)
giving my squirrel bf a nutjob
December 29, 2024 at 8:17 PM
giving my squirrel bf a nutjob
americans would maybe be a bit less weird and xenophobic about MSG if it had a more marketable name . something like Salt 2
December 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM
americans would maybe be a bit less weird and xenophobic about MSG if it had a more marketable name . something like Salt 2
what if the climate is changing for the better, actually
December 18, 2024 at 3:32 PM
what if the climate is changing for the better, actually
i still exist. sorry
December 3, 2024 at 2:33 AM
i still exist. sorry