Noel Garwick
@enargy.bsky.social
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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"Attacks on satirists are a warning and will lead to a broader censoring of free speech"
(The in-person event is sold out but you can still sign up for the webinar)
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September 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Attacks on satirists are a warning and will lead to a broader censoring of free speech"
(The in-person event is sold out but you can still sign up for the webinar)
umn.zoom.us/webinar/regi...
(The in-person event is sold out but you can still sign up for the webinar)
umn.zoom.us/webinar/regi...
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What form of sociopathy required them to need a court order to stop doing this?
July 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What form of sociopathy required them to need a court order to stop doing this?
![2 panel comic
Panel 1:
Girl: "Don't you think you can enjoy movies better if you watch them comfortably at home?"
Panel 2:
Boy: "Ooh? You don't say...?"
Boy: "Isn't it just because you don't have any friends to go to the movies with?"
Girl: [Angry face]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fk54qrfxqofhwz5accy6ek6m/bafkreid5oode7zh5fag7b2znoot62amnkg4io7h4nafzckych3jsqkx22m@jpeg)
[Professional Development Plan]
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? What role would you like to grow into?"
Hopefully recovered from the existential crisis this simple question has caused
Nailed it 👌 😎
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? What role would you like to grow into?"
Hopefully recovered from the existential crisis this simple question has caused
Nailed it 👌 😎
April 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
[Professional Development Plan]
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? What role would you like to grow into?"
Hopefully recovered from the existential crisis this simple question has caused
Nailed it 👌 😎
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? What role would you like to grow into?"
Hopefully recovered from the existential crisis this simple question has caused
Nailed it 👌 😎
[Pitching a pizza buffet on a new vertical]
"Two words: wakes and funerals.
Sad people don't care that your product is mediocre.
And all you got to do is pat them on the back and say 'please accept our Gondolances'"
Gondoliers: Was this pitch created just so you could use that pun?
"...
Yes."
"Two words: wakes and funerals.
Sad people don't care that your product is mediocre.
And all you got to do is pat them on the back and say 'please accept our Gondolances'"
Gondoliers: Was this pitch created just so you could use that pun?
"...
Yes."
January 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
[Pitching a pizza buffet on a new vertical]
"Two words: wakes and funerals.
Sad people don't care that your product is mediocre.
And all you got to do is pat them on the back and say 'please accept our Gondolances'"
Gondoliers: Was this pitch created just so you could use that pun?
"...
Yes."
"Two words: wakes and funerals.
Sad people don't care that your product is mediocre.
And all you got to do is pat them on the back and say 'please accept our Gondolances'"
Gondoliers: Was this pitch created just so you could use that pun?
"...
Yes."
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Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
January 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
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Gotta love how the editors at the Post thought they would protect their tycoon owner by killing a cartoon... instead they made it go viral
I have now seen the Ann Telnaes cartoon of Jeff Bezos's supplication before Donald Trump more often today than I've seen any other cartoon during the entire rest of the year.
So, well played, Washington Post.
So, well played, Washington Post.
January 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Gotta love how the editors at the Post thought they would protect their tycoon owner by killing a cartoon... instead they made it go viral
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It ain’t him y’all
Bro didn’t Escape From New York just to keep carrying around the whole crime scene five days later
Bro didn’t Escape From New York just to keep carrying around the whole crime scene five days later
December 9, 2024 at 6:57 PM
It ain’t him y’all
Bro didn’t Escape From New York just to keep carrying around the whole crime scene five days later
Bro didn’t Escape From New York just to keep carrying around the whole crime scene five days later