EnakRaskell
@enakraskell.bsky.social
I love being hungover, I just hate the night before.
Damn, this poor 16 year old girl looks like she's in her mid 40s.
At age 13, German violinist Anne-Sophie Mutter made her orchestral debut with the Berlin Philharmonic and, at 16, made her American debut with the New York Philharmonic.
Widely considered one of history's finest violinists, her numerous awards include 4 Grammys. #music #violin #ViolinDay
Widely considered one of history's finest violinists, her numerous awards include 4 Grammys. #music #violin #ViolinDay
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Damn, this poor 16 year old girl looks like she's in her mid 40s.
Men are like parking spots, all the good ones are gay.
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Men are like parking spots, all the good ones are gay.
Doechii topped my year. Here’s how I listened in my #SpotifyWrapped.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
My Top Artist of 2025
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December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Doechii topped my year. Here’s how I listened in my #SpotifyWrapped.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
@tvsjondore.bsky.social I've been a fan of yours since The Jon Dore Television Show, finally getting to see you live tonight was incredible. Thank you for an amazing show. Sorry for all the loud mouths at the end. Have a great last show tonight at levity. Thanks for all the laughs. All the best!
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
@tvsjondore.bsky.social I've been a fan of yours since The Jon Dore Television Show, finally getting to see you live tonight was incredible. Thank you for an amazing show. Sorry for all the loud mouths at the end. Have a great last show tonight at levity. Thanks for all the laughs. All the best!
@nflbluesky.bsky.social In the name of all that is holy, PLEASE let @alyankovic.bsky.social play the Superbowl Halftime Show.
July 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
@nflbluesky.bsky.social In the name of all that is holy, PLEASE let @alyankovic.bsky.social play the Superbowl Halftime Show.
@brianmbendis.bsky.social I don't know who else to ask this question to. Why don't more comic books, especially first issues, include a blurb on the inside telling me what the comic book is about? Similar to novels. Art looks cool but what's the story about? Help me out here.
April 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
@brianmbendis.bsky.social I don't know who else to ask this question to. Why don't more comic books, especially first issues, include a blurb on the inside telling me what the comic book is about? Similar to novels. Art looks cool but what's the story about? Help me out here.
The tasting notes of Cat Piss in this white wine perfectly compliment this absolute Dog Shit meal.
March 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The tasting notes of Cat Piss in this white wine perfectly compliment this absolute Dog Shit meal.
So... Daddy Long-Legs would suggest the existence of a Daddy Short-Legs, or at very least a Daddy Regular-Legs.
March 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
So... Daddy Long-Legs would suggest the existence of a Daddy Short-Legs, or at very least a Daddy Regular-Legs.
@nintendousa.bsky.social since update 19.0.0 and 19.0.1 I can no longer use my GameCube adapter to play Smash Ultimate on my switch. YES I am using an old 3rd party adapter from the Wii U days. I would happily purchase a Nintendo branded adapter but they have been out of stock for ages. Please help!
February 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@nintendousa.bsky.social since update 19.0.0 and 19.0.1 I can no longer use my GameCube adapter to play Smash Ultimate on my switch. YES I am using an old 3rd party adapter from the Wii U days. I would happily purchase a Nintendo branded adapter but they have been out of stock for ages. Please help!
The news lately has been tariffying.
February 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The news lately has been tariffying.
@andyrichter.co I just finished listening to your Senses Working Overtime episode. I thought you might enjoy this store I saw at the West Edmonton Mall a few years back.
February 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
@andyrichter.co I just finished listening to your Senses Working Overtime episode. I thought you might enjoy this store I saw at the West Edmonton Mall a few years back.
Willie Nelson is country music's Stan Lee.
January 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Willie Nelson is country music's Stan Lee.
Labradoodle, more like Labradon'tle.
January 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Labradoodle, more like Labradon'tle.
I eat my grilled cheese & ketchup the way most people eat lobster & butter.
January 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I eat my grilled cheese & ketchup the way most people eat lobster & butter.
Hickory sticks are alive and well in the potato chip world solely based on a nostalgia market I know absolutely nothing about.
January 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hickory sticks are alive and well in the potato chip world solely based on a nostalgia market I know absolutely nothing about.
If you think that I don't care enough about the fact that you and your partner are pregnant... just wait until you actually have the kid.
January 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you think that I don't care enough about the fact that you and your partner are pregnant... just wait until you actually have the kid.
Are you crazy?! You put an eight dollar condom on a five dollar dinky!
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Are you crazy?! You put an eight dollar condom on a five dollar dinky!
🎵If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars,
By today's economical standards I'd still be pretty poor.🎵
By today's economical standards I'd still be pretty poor.🎵
January 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
🎵If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars,
By today's economical standards I'd still be pretty poor.🎵
By today's economical standards I'd still be pretty poor.🎵
Once I got so horny I jerked off to 80085 on a calculator.
January 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Once I got so horny I jerked off to 80085 on a calculator.
is this anything?
January 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
is this anything?
Gone with the Wind 2: Back with the Breeze
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gone with the Wind 2: Back with the Breeze
These Scrabble tiles could REALLY use autocorrect.
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
These Scrabble tiles could REALLY use autocorrect.
Forget about McDonalds bringing back the McPizza. The real treasure we all deserve is the return of Wendy's Fresh Stuffed Pitas.
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Forget about McDonalds bringing back the McPizza. The real treasure we all deserve is the return of Wendy's Fresh Stuffed Pitas.
Golden Girl - Blanche Devereaux is the Lola Bunny of having a thing for older women.
January 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Golden Girl - Blanche Devereaux is the Lola Bunny of having a thing for older women.
Chris O'Dowd looks like the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio turned an Irish drinking song into a real boy.
January 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Chris O'Dowd looks like the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio turned an Irish drinking song into a real boy.