Emeshko
@emzboko.bsky.social
Acrostics, artisanal brooms, ASL
bats, books, burlap
weaving, writing, Wyrd Sisters
Zoboomafoo, zoetropes, zucchini
bats, books, burlap
weaving, writing, Wyrd Sisters
Zoboomafoo, zoetropes, zucchini
I was named after this woman! She birthed a guy who did some historically important stuff, but who even knows what else is true. Big shoes.
![Wikipedia page with a pic of a woman with a headband and a Töröl bird (think peregrine falcon).
“Emese (fl. 9th century CE) was the daughter of Duke Eunedubelianus (Hungarian: Őnedbelia) of Dentumoger, the consort of the noblest Scythian (i.e. from Dentumoger, Scythia) prince Ügyek,[1] and the mother of High Prince Álmos in Hungarian historical mythology; thus, she was the ancestress of the Hungarian royal house of Árpád,[2] the dynasty which founded the Hungarian Kingdom. Due to a lack of reliable source material, it is difficult to separate the legends concerning Emese from her actual role as an historical person.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6qgdhdpwnlisjk7lqye5talb/bafkreih5dlh7zt5ckskvxby4hyohme5icviesaz2qhs36d27z5lzkixry4@jpeg)
July 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was named after this woman! She birthed a guy who did some historically important stuff, but who even knows what else is true. Big shoes.
M: where is we going?
LB: actually, M, it's where ARE we going, not where is we going. But good try!
M: where are we going?
LB: great job! We're going over there to look for blueberries.
LB: actually, M, it's where ARE we going, not where is we going. But good try!
M: where are we going?
LB: great job! We're going over there to look for blueberries.
July 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
M: where is we going?
LB: actually, M, it's where ARE we going, not where is we going. But good try!
M: where are we going?
LB: great job! We're going over there to look for blueberries.
LB: actually, M, it's where ARE we going, not where is we going. But good try!
M: where are we going?
LB: great job! We're going over there to look for blueberries.
If a person is going to experience hypomania, July would be the absolute best time to do so. But I never have! Not even once.
Driving back from the park on the 39th anniversary of my earthside existence I reflected on my personality and my skills. I have many soft skills and some that one might
Driving back from the park on the 39th anniversary of my earthside existence I reflected on my personality and my skills. I have many soft skills and some that one might
July 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
If a person is going to experience hypomania, July would be the absolute best time to do so. But I never have! Not even once.
Driving back from the park on the 39th anniversary of my earthside existence I reflected on my personality and my skills. I have many soft skills and some that one might
Driving back from the park on the 39th anniversary of my earthside existence I reflected on my personality and my skills. I have many soft skills and some that one might
Why the hell is it my problem the guy who was supposed to be in charge of this machine left it outside the building that houses it, with the key in the ignition? He was just chatting on his phone and didn't pause the convo when he came to observe the takeover.
June 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why the hell is it my problem the guy who was supposed to be in charge of this machine left it outside the building that houses it, with the key in the ignition? He was just chatting on his phone and didn't pause the convo when he came to observe the takeover.
Ever get up early to eat French style stew and realize you can finally taste everything? The coals over which the eggplant was braised. The stone mortar and pestle that were used to crush the maize, the nixtamalizing limewater.
June 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Ever get up early to eat French style stew and realize you can finally taste everything? The coals over which the eggplant was braised. The stone mortar and pestle that were used to crush the maize, the nixtamalizing limewater.
Now I hope to make straight women question their orientation!
June 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Now I hope to make straight women question their orientation!
I woke up and remembered it was Pride month so gave myself a haircut.
June 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I woke up and remembered it was Pride month so gave myself a haircut.
Got a shirt at the thrift store which expresses something true about me, but ironically.
June 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Got a shirt at the thrift store which expresses something true about me, but ironically.
Put a parachute up in the window.
It's so good!
It's so good!
May 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Put a parachute up in the window.
It's so good!
It's so good!
Got vegan creme brulee given to me by my beautiful wife at work! And the housemates painted!
May 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Got vegan creme brulee given to me by my beautiful wife at work! And the housemates painted!
nonsense. There's another session for remaining presentations in a few days. Part of me wants to give up. Another part of me wants to use this time to make a PowerPoint presentation.
April 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
nonsense. There's another session for remaining presentations in a few days. Part of me wants to give up. Another part of me wants to use this time to make a PowerPoint presentation.
election, he's a good one to follow.
April 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
election, he's a good one to follow.
I will be gentle with myself
I will love myself
I will love myself
March 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I will be gentle with myself
I will love myself
I will love myself
Where's the place where all the scholarly papers are unlocked?
March 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Where's the place where all the scholarly papers are unlocked?
Got new glasses to present an alternative to the fun and whimsical version of me i usually want to project
These ones are going to get me a Science Job
These ones are going to get me a Science Job
March 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Got new glasses to present an alternative to the fun and whimsical version of me i usually want to project
These ones are going to get me a Science Job
These ones are going to get me a Science Job
Research into genetic causes of neurodivergence: not always eugenics?
www.cell.com/cell/abstrac...
www.cell.com/cell/abstrac...
February 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Research into genetic causes of neurodivergence: not always eugenics?
www.cell.com/cell/abstrac...
www.cell.com/cell/abstrac...
Had trouble getting back to sleep after someone peed the bed so I'm doing out latte and I just turned my pants right side out.
I tried to empty the last bit of cocoa powder directly into my mouth but it's such a wide mouth canister that it made me have really intense under eye coloration
I tried to empty the last bit of cocoa powder directly into my mouth but it's such a wide mouth canister that it made me have really intense under eye coloration
February 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Had trouble getting back to sleep after someone peed the bed so I'm doing out latte and I just turned my pants right side out.
I tried to empty the last bit of cocoa powder directly into my mouth but it's such a wide mouth canister that it made me have really intense under eye coloration
I tried to empty the last bit of cocoa powder directly into my mouth but it's such a wide mouth canister that it made me have really intense under eye coloration
I forgot the most unusual part! I’ve never seen this kid pick up a book for adults and pretend to read from it, but that’s how they started this interaction. The book:
January 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I forgot the most unusual part! I’ve never seen this kid pick up a book for adults and pretend to read from it, but that’s how they started this interaction. The book:
Should I send my bad ex an email detailing his crimes or nah?
January 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Should I send my bad ex an email detailing his crimes or nah?
Maybe this is me being ableist but I cried a little, I was so amused
January 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Maybe this is me being ableist but I cried a little, I was so amused