how will they write about this? how will they explain what happened this year?

i’m in the comment sections of my very podcasts on spotify like a facebook uncle

i tell my cats how long i’m gonna be gone / where i’m going. i tell them they’re safe with me forever, pep talks for the vet, etc. maybe they don’t understand, and i’m the crazy person that talks to their cats. if they do understand, they’re being updated and reassured and probs appreciate it idk

everyday i wake up with a sinking feeling that i will be forgotten. what up w that?

the eagles can do no wrong except for pick valentines day for the parade cmon yall bakers gotta make their coin 😭

i was born with an attitude im SORRY

consider my paradigm shifted

@zillow pls let me comment on apartment listings i wanna call out these asinine rental prices

out of context lisa rinna

in my mind when i post on instagram i’m talking to like 5 people, but mostly just Yelling Into the Void and if i look at my story views i’m like AHHH WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE

rebranding to west philly wonka

i’ve been keeping my big mouth shut about some exciting stuff and if you know me you know how impossible this is lmao

go birds. cardamom pepita twice baked croissants for tomorrow’s snack box 🫡