imagine being the country that banned tiktok and kinder eggs

things that irritate me:
• transactional relationships
• people that haven’t spoken to you in years suddenly reaching out cos you’re doing well
• clapping when the plane lands
• having to clean my house more than once
• my pyjama bottoms rolling up while i sleep and leave me looking like a cherub

me and my dog cruising all the new social media apps incase tiktok gets banned: