Emvie Preem
@emviepreem.bsky.social
Running on snark and flavor blasted snacks since the late 1900s
Also gotta watch out for the Foeligarchy, they be doing sneaky shit
August 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Also gotta watch out for the Foeligarchy, they be doing sneaky shit
BZ was more enjoyable than Subnautica
Cataclysm was the best WoW expansion, and replacing Combat with Outlaw as a rogue spec was an atrocity
Diddy Kong Racing > Mario Kart
Cataclysm was the best WoW expansion, and replacing Combat with Outlaw as a rogue spec was an atrocity
Diddy Kong Racing > Mario Kart
August 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
BZ was more enjoyable than Subnautica
Cataclysm was the best WoW expansion, and replacing Combat with Outlaw as a rogue spec was an atrocity
Diddy Kong Racing > Mario Kart
Cataclysm was the best WoW expansion, and replacing Combat with Outlaw as a rogue spec was an atrocity
Diddy Kong Racing > Mario Kart
Misery craves company, dontcha know
August 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Misery craves company, dontcha know
Diddy Kong Racing will always be my favorite racing game!
a video game shows the time as 00:55:84
Alt: Clip of Diddy Kong Racing gameplay
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June 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Diddy Kong Racing will always be my favorite racing game!
It’s my all time favorite! I even used the theme song for walking down the aisle at my wedding 🦕
June 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s my all time favorite! I even used the theme song for walking down the aisle at my wedding 🦕
Harvard rocking the antiques roadshow
May 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Harvard rocking the antiques roadshow
I can’t even count the number of times I’ve made a dumb joke and gotten a whole bunch of UUUUUMM ACTUALLYYYY…like, bruh. Please don’t make me add jk or /s to everything I say.
May 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I can’t even count the number of times I’ve made a dumb joke and gotten a whole bunch of UUUUUMM ACTUALLYYYY…like, bruh. Please don’t make me add jk or /s to everything I say.
But we should definitely be pumping those kids out so theirs can have even more
May 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
But we should definitely be pumping those kids out so theirs can have even more
Man I’m old. I thought you meant in the physical sense, like yes I have dropped game discs when taking them out of the PS2, for which I apologized to the disc profusely and prayed to the game gods that it wasn’t scratched.
May 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Man I’m old. I thought you meant in the physical sense, like yes I have dropped game discs when taking them out of the PS2, for which I apologized to the disc profusely and prayed to the game gods that it wasn’t scratched.
With their little guns they cling to but can’t be bothered to use them safely or effectively
May 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
With their little guns they cling to but can’t be bothered to use them safely or effectively
Should have never left the trees, really. Not even for digital watches.
May 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Should have never left the trees, really. Not even for digital watches.
I’ve played SR3 like 8 times and have no idea what the other ending is
May 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’ve played SR3 like 8 times and have no idea what the other ending is
I’d ask for clarification. Like, are we reopening it as a museum? Weird niche resort? Pickleball complex? Oh PRISON, you say? Naaaaaah fuck all the way off to wherever the monumental shitgibbons belong. Hell, preferably.
May 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’d ask for clarification. Like, are we reopening it as a museum? Weird niche resort? Pickleball complex? Oh PRISON, you say? Naaaaaah fuck all the way off to wherever the monumental shitgibbons belong. Hell, preferably.
If you like pixel graphics, exploring proc gen cyberpunk towns, and morally ambiguous crime solving, then yeah!
Well…moral ambiguity is optional. I just can’t stop stealing stuff.
Well…moral ambiguity is optional. I just can’t stop stealing stuff.
May 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If you like pixel graphics, exploring proc gen cyberpunk towns, and morally ambiguous crime solving, then yeah!
Well…moral ambiguity is optional. I just can’t stop stealing stuff.
Well…moral ambiguity is optional. I just can’t stop stealing stuff.
I just haven’t fought with my hair *yet*
May 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I just haven’t fought with my hair *yet*
It’s stormy af, feels like a good weekend for a new Shadows of Doubt run 🔎
May 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s stormy af, feels like a good weekend for a new Shadows of Doubt run 🔎
Sorry Mario, no wings for you, gotta save em for Yoshi on the Cheese Bridge
May 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sorry Mario, no wings for you, gotta save em for Yoshi on the Cheese Bridge
Hey now, no need to disparage the Devil like that. I’ve heard that guy is actually preeeeeeeetty sneaky smart and can even quote bible verses.
April 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Hey now, no need to disparage the Devil like that. I’ve heard that guy is actually preeeeeeeetty sneaky smart and can even quote bible verses.
I grew up in a super evangelical family. Tbh, I hope their rapture DOES happen so the rest of the world can finally have some peace.
April 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I grew up in a super evangelical family. Tbh, I hope their rapture DOES happen so the rest of the world can finally have some peace.