emily
emuhlee.bsky.social
emily
@emuhlee.bsky.social
still not ur lawyer
We have to hide the dust jacket to this book because my one year old is obsessed with pointing to this author picture of Shel Silverstein and saying "teeth! teeth!"
September 22, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Trying find a good word to describe the feeling when you're making a new mom friend and discover that they do MLMs
September 22, 2023 at 2:46 PM
If astrology isn't real, then why did my Cancer baby have to go cry in the bathroom alone and closed the door himself after he took his first steps
September 5, 2023 at 11:10 PM
On my bike ride home from work I saw an older woman leaving her house blow a kiss at a Wheaton terrier watching her leave in the window
August 14, 2023 at 11:03 PM
hello
August 14, 2023 at 8:41 PM
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Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 3, 2023 at 6:12 AM