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emuhhhleebee.bsky.social
Em ♑️
@emuhhhleebee.bsky.social
Kind, not nice
Artist | Astrology Enthusiast | Occasional Tarot Reader
Mercury ruled, Child of Saturn 🪐
https://linktr.ee/emuhhhleebee
You people really need to let go of this “helped Trump win” bs. They picked the worst candidate, she couldn’t even win her own primaries. They let Joe run and then drop out. But I can see from your profile that you’re determined to argue with anyone about her.
This is your candidate. Have a day.
October 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Becoming the Joker.
Nobody needs me as VP
October 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Update: my coworker made me this.
September 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This was because I posted this in response to *that* news
September 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My uncle tried to make an example of me in the family group chat. My cousin (loves me more than his own grandfather) tattled on him and sent me the screenshots.
I’ve written a scathing post about it.

The reactions from my love and my cousin.
LMFAO. THEY GET ME!!!!
September 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Anyway. I hung out with neurodivergents today and tie dyed socks and bandanas for roller derby while smoking weed.
July 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Was just reminded that T*ry L*nez was stabbed multiple times in prison
May 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I also put up this squirrel feeder.
Hoping they leave my plants alone
May 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’ve been the garden all day. Using the dudes taking down this fallen tree as parallel play.
Hack your neurodivergency
May 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The true dangers of autism.
Common sense and problem solving skills
April 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Love telling people I’ll see them soon when I’m simply just gonna use all the information I found to sign them up for every single mailing list in the universe.
I literally have a whole week off.
April 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Another one. I love this shit.
(I said he’s fatherless because I found out his dad died two years ago)
April 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Pic because he has yet to answer.

A local Mexican restaurant got raided and I, of course, had to say SOMETHING.
April 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Exactly, hoe
April 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Unless you have the distinct pleasure of being Hispanic or, like me, having your best friend’s family, you don’t understand the joy I felt being given this the other night.
I slept like a corpse.
March 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I simply had to know who wrote this…
this why I don’t take yt folk seriously
March 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Sharing my strong opinions knowing full well Venus and Mercury are retrograde and people are determined to misunderstand and argue
March 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Listen, me too
March 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Yinz mind if I post some derby pics over here?

Shoutout to Raymond Durkin/ Durmax Photo on IG
March 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
VERY chill. This was pre-Grammy .Paak, he was opening for Watsky.
My friends and I got backstage and he sat there and talked to us about music and artists we listen to for like 20 minutes. Took a pic with us too!
March 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Punched something? No.

Kicked with a skate? Yes.
March 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
She’s beautiful
March 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No way, dude
February 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Max drove drunk last night.
Please join me in scolding him (I will be showing him your words)

Pic for proof
February 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My boss got me this fun poster
She gets me
February 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM