Emily Ward
@emtravels.bsky.social
Childless millennial. World traveler. Marketing leader.
I guess Taco Bell belongs to GenZ now because what is a drive up cam?
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I guess Taco Bell belongs to GenZ now because what is a drive up cam?
Our grandkids will one day speak of our blanket ladders the way we speak of our grandparents’ chicken kitchen decor.
January 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Our grandkids will one day speak of our blanket ladders the way we speak of our grandparents’ chicken kitchen decor.
Tell me why it took mere hours for me to learn the lyrics to All Too Well (10 minute version), but the only word I remember from 3 years of German is Bibliothek.
January 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Tell me why it took mere hours for me to learn the lyrics to All Too Well (10 minute version), but the only word I remember from 3 years of German is Bibliothek.
Things my husband and I say to each other as childless elder millennials:
“I’d totally have a kid if we could guarantee they have an English accent.”
“I’d totally have a kid if we could guarantee they have an English accent.”
December 31, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Things my husband and I say to each other as childless elder millennials:
“I’d totally have a kid if we could guarantee they have an English accent.”
“I’d totally have a kid if we could guarantee they have an English accent.”
The rule is that you have to eat all the candy Santa brought you between Xmas and NY or you’ll be starting the new year a complete failure.
December 28, 2024 at 4:12 AM
The rule is that you have to eat all the candy Santa brought you between Xmas and NY or you’ll be starting the new year a complete failure.
Things childless millennials say on roadtrips:
“The Jonas Bros really have an Idaho vibe, don’t they?”
“The Jonas Bros really have an Idaho vibe, don’t they?”
December 28, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Things childless millennials say on roadtrips:
“The Jonas Bros really have an Idaho vibe, don’t they?”
“The Jonas Bros really have an Idaho vibe, don’t they?”
Things childless millennials say on roadtrips.
“Dang, look at all those solar panels.”
“Dang, look at all those solar panels.”
December 27, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Things childless millennials say on roadtrips.
“Dang, look at all those solar panels.”
“Dang, look at all those solar panels.”
Don’t forget to wish your MAGA relatives a holiday season filled with joy.
December 13, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Don’t forget to wish your MAGA relatives a holiday season filled with joy.
Things my husband and I say to each other as childless elder millennials:
“Should we just record all these episodes of Rick Steves?”
“Should we just record all these episodes of Rick Steves?”
November 30, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Things my husband and I say to each other as childless elder millennials:
“Should we just record all these episodes of Rick Steves?”
“Should we just record all these episodes of Rick Steves?”
Things my husband and I say to each other as childless elder millennials:
“Damn it! I missed ladies night at Ace Hardware.”
“Is this the Richard Marx song you were talking about earlier?”
“Damn it! I missed ladies night at Ace Hardware.”
“Is this the Richard Marx song you were talking about earlier?”
November 30, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Things my husband and I say to each other as childless elder millennials:
“Damn it! I missed ladies night at Ace Hardware.”
“Is this the Richard Marx song you were talking about earlier?”
“Damn it! I missed ladies night at Ace Hardware.”
“Is this the Richard Marx song you were talking about earlier?”