Em Taylor
@emtaylorbooks.bsky.social
Romance author, carer, Fibro warrior, Gaelic learner, liberal from Scotland. Very probably undiagnosed neurodiverse.
Zohran Mamdani is the Trump Whisperer.
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Zohran Mamdani is the Trump Whisperer.
If he's stolen that, it's in a bathroom at Mar-a-lago. I suspect he's bought a bunch of cheap wooden applique from alibaba.com and sprayed it with gold paint. Since he keeps telling us you can't make gold paint. Even though crafters have been using it forever.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If he's stolen that, it's in a bathroom at Mar-a-lago. I suspect he's bought a bunch of cheap wooden applique from alibaba.com and sprayed it with gold paint. Since he keeps telling us you can't make gold paint. Even though crafters have been using it forever.
Spotted on Shein. The top right cushion seems to be a new form of English. Is this some kind of gaming community slang or is the deep state trying to hypnotise me?
October 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Spotted on Shein. The top right cushion seems to be a new form of English. Is this some kind of gaming community slang or is the deep state trying to hypnotise me?
Is the Mango Moron just creating the Trump Ballroom in the White House because he's sore that there's a Roosevelt Room. Does he know there were 2 president Roosevelts. I think he's only heard of Obama, Biden, Washington and Lincoln.
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is the Mango Moron just creating the Trump Ballroom in the White House because he's sore that there's a Roosevelt Room. Does he know there were 2 president Roosevelts. I think he's only heard of Obama, Biden, Washington and Lincoln.
Does "the reduction of standing armies" include in the cities of your own country? #AskingForAnOrangeNonFriend
October 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Does "the reduction of standing armies" include in the cities of your own country? #AskingForAnOrangeNonFriend
|Hast anyone carried out a FAST test on Trump. I can say for certain he fails the F part of the test here. This was at the 9/11 memorial at The Pentagon today
September 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
|Hast anyone carried out a FAST test on Trump. I can say for certain he fails the F part of the test here. This was at the 9/11 memorial at The Pentagon today
Hello Scottish summer, my old friend. 🤣🤣🤣🌨️🌨️🌨️
August 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Hello Scottish summer, my old friend. 🤣🤣🤣🌨️🌨️🌨️
Now at 30.39 minutes. That's how long I've been waiting to speak to someone at Social Security Scotland. 🥱
July 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Now at 30.39 minutes. That's how long I've been waiting to speak to someone at Social Security Scotland. 🥱
Thanks. I got to sleep eventually. Going to tey and see my doc this week.
July 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Thanks. I got to sleep eventually. Going to tey and see my doc this week.
It actually is a king's official birthday today. It's King Charles's Birthday Parade. No tanks or helicopters. Just marching soldiers and soldiers on horseback. It's a pile of pish if you ask me but most of us don't pay it any attention. It's a tourist thing or for the really keen royalists.
June 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It actually is a king's official birthday today. It's King Charles's Birthday Parade. No tanks or helicopters. Just marching soldiers and soldiers on horseback. It's a pile of pish if you ask me but most of us don't pay it any attention. It's a tourist thing or for the really keen royalists.
June 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Has Propaganda Barbie had her lips done?
June 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Has Propaganda Barbie had her lips done?
Found this on YouTube 🤣🤣🤣
June 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Found this on YouTube 🤣🤣🤣
Sweetheart, you don't know how to find proper sources. You voted for someone who makes rocks look like Nobel prize winners (one that is sadly half-Scottish), and you probably couldn't find Scotland on a map. And these are just some of the things Scots invented
April 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Sweetheart, you don't know how to find proper sources. You voted for someone who makes rocks look like Nobel prize winners (one that is sadly half-Scottish), and you probably couldn't find Scotland on a map. And these are just some of the things Scots invented
Love this which I saw on YouTube. Trump said you couldn't get gold paint when he was interviewed by Laura Ingraham. He told her the cherubs were real gold. I have my doubts now.
April 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Love this which I saw on YouTube. Trump said you couldn't get gold paint when he was interviewed by Laura Ingraham. He told her the cherubs were real gold. I have my doubts now.
This needs to be shared.
April 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This needs to be shared.
He he he. Classic trolling by China.
April 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
He he he. Classic trolling by China.
Chocolate biscuits and books named afte Don the Con's favourite plane
April 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Chocolate biscuits and books named afte Don the Con's favourite plane
They do make good chocolate biscuits and books.
April 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
They do make good chocolate biscuits and books.
10% on chocolate biscuits and books.
April 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
10% on chocolate biscuits and books.
So, had the Emperor Penguin contacted The Fanta Fascist to negotiate better terms for the tarriffs on their chocolate biscuits and their books? (Thought I'd show a pic of the book that inspired the name of Donny's favourite plane)
April 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So, had the Emperor Penguin contacted The Fanta Fascist to negotiate better terms for the tarriffs on their chocolate biscuits and their books? (Thought I'd show a pic of the book that inspired the name of Donny's favourite plane)
From the Facebook Page Trumpton. A very clever satirist from the UK.
April 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
From the Facebook Page Trumpton. A very clever satirist from the UK.
Cure for the lurgy (Jack was bought long before the Fanta Fascist became President)
March 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Cure for the lurgy (Jack was bought long before the Fanta Fascist became President)