Emily
@emsterlikewhoax.bsky.social
My unsolicited thoughts on bravo, pop culture, ny sports and nj politics.
Me at every minor inconvenience
April 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me at every minor inconvenience
Cool outfit wasted on coat weather😤
April 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Cool outfit wasted on coat weather😤
Tried to do dry Jan and accidently wound up 100 days sober today 🤷🏻♀️
April 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Tried to do dry Jan and accidently wound up 100 days sober today 🤷🏻♀️
Grad school, Wellbutrin and therapy have not cured my depression, so I have decided to run a marathon.
April 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Grad school, Wellbutrin and therapy have not cured my depression, so I have decided to run a marathon.
I swear it is way windier now than it ever was when I was a kid. Constant gusts on a regular basis.
March 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I swear it is way windier now than it ever was when I was a kid. Constant gusts on a regular basis.
Spent 85 dollars on bombas socks and I hate to admit it but they were worth every penny 🥲
March 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Spent 85 dollars on bombas socks and I hate to admit it but they were worth every penny 🥲
I’ve been running 4 days a week on a treadmill and last night I ran outside for the first time and I cannot believe how much easier outside is. I feel like a fool.
March 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I’ve been running 4 days a week on a treadmill and last night I ran outside for the first time and I cannot believe how much easier outside is. I feel like a fool.
Primary every one of the spineless fuckers who vote yes on cloture or cr
March 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Primary every one of the spineless fuckers who vote yes on cloture or cr
I really don’t need these 5 years since Covid hit think pieces that are everywhere lately
March 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I really don’t need these 5 years since Covid hit think pieces that are everywhere lately
Can not stress how much leaving the library at dusk instead of pitch black darkness has improved my night
March 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Can not stress how much leaving the library at dusk instead of pitch black darkness has improved my night
I’m starting to think manifestation does not actually work….
March 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m starting to think manifestation does not actually work….
In an insane time, this zelensky press conference might be the most insane. Wow.
February 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In an insane time, this zelensky press conference might be the most insane. Wow.
I had bird flu not measles as the next pandemic but here we are.
February 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I had bird flu not measles as the next pandemic but here we are.
Rilo Kiley east coast tour dates🥰
February 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Rilo Kiley east coast tour dates🥰
the demonization of public sector employees is so god damn depressing.
February 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
the demonization of public sector employees is so god damn depressing.
Happy budget day to all NJers who celebrate! I am hoping to see robust spending on public transportation but am not holding my breath.
February 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy budget day to all NJers who celebrate! I am hoping to see robust spending on public transportation but am not holding my breath.
Thirty seven. One year closer to the sweet embrace of death.
February 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Thirty seven. One year closer to the sweet embrace of death.
Ugh RFK loudly breathing into the microphone is soooo disgusting 🤢
January 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ugh RFK loudly breathing into the microphone is soooo disgusting 🤢
WHY DOES RFK JR SOUND LIKE THIS
January 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
WHY DOES RFK JR SOUND LIKE THIS
If the intention is to overwhelm people with so much bad news that they feel paralyzed and give up, I gotta admit it’s working on me.
January 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If the intention is to overwhelm people with so much bad news that they feel paralyzed and give up, I gotta admit it’s working on me.
New hypothesis: podcasts are contributing to the loneliness epidemic bc it feels like hanging out with friends without actually doing so, further isolating people.
January 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
New hypothesis: podcasts are contributing to the loneliness epidemic bc it feels like hanging out with friends without actually doing so, further isolating people.
Joy is not resistance. Reposting TikToks is not resistance. Rest is not resistance. Making up cutesy, meaningless terms like snow boots is not resistance. Resistance requires real life actions. Doing the bare minimum on the internet accomplishes nothing and is why the movement is doomed to fail.
January 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Joy is not resistance. Reposting TikToks is not resistance. Rest is not resistance. Making up cutesy, meaningless terms like snow boots is not resistance. Resistance requires real life actions. Doing the bare minimum on the internet accomplishes nothing and is why the movement is doomed to fail.
Vibes continue to be BAD.
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Vibes continue to be BAD.
I can’t believe how low energy Steve Sweeney comes off in his campaign ads. Who approved this?
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I can’t believe how low energy Steve Sweeney comes off in his campaign ads. Who approved this?
What a fucking nightmare we are living in.
January 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
What a fucking nightmare we are living in.