Eric M. Scharf ™
@emscharf.bsky.social
Dad of dos, husband, writer, and creative management specialist for the greater software industry (#XR, #Games, #MobileApps) since 1991. #TheTorturedCowboysFan™
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#Heart? The #DallasCowboys have long been #AllOrNothing, with very lil' in the middle to keep seemingly superior opponents from PULLING OUT THEIR STUFFING. THEIR #ByeWeek - like so many others - represents a RESET as long as they have the heart to TAKE #TheArtOfHeart BET.
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#Heart? The #DallasCowboys have long been #AllOrNothing, with very lil' in the middle to keep seemingly superior opponents from PULLING OUT THEIR STUFFING. THEIR #ByeWeek - like so many others - represents a RESET as long as they have the heart to TAKE #TheArtOfHeart BET.
#CowboysNation: The #DallasCowboys face the #LasVegasRaiders on #MondayNightFootball. Does #AmericasTeam emerge from their bye week HEALTHIER, DEFENSIVELY REINFORCED, and #ReadyToFight? That ultimately depends on how everything (existing, new, skill, scheme, and HEART) blends.
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
#CowboysNation: The #DallasCowboys face the #LasVegasRaiders on #MondayNightFootball. Does #AmericasTeam emerge from their bye week HEALTHIER, DEFENSIVELY REINFORCED, and #ReadyToFight? That ultimately depends on how everything (existing, new, skill, scheme, and HEART) blends.
"BONUS" Comment: And THE FANS? There were more than a few - among the Washington faithful and visiting Detroit stans - who chose to SPEAK UP and thoughtfully convey, um, "SCREW YOU!"
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"BONUS" Comment: And THE FANS? There were more than a few - among the Washington faithful and visiting Detroit stans - who chose to SPEAK UP and thoughtfully convey, um, "SCREW YOU!"
First HE threatened to block THE TEAM'S new stadium deal if THE TEAM did not revert back to their original name, no matter how out of touch and skin-color lame.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
First HE threatened to block THE TEAM'S new stadium deal if THE TEAM did not revert back to their original name, no matter how out of touch and skin-color lame.
BRAVO to @gavinnewsom.bsky.social and the LOGICAL MAJORITY of #CaliforniaVoters on PASSING #Prop50! JUST ONE of MANY STEPS towards OUSTING #TheOrangeFerengi, helping reinforce the nation's ORIGINAL MISSION of #DemocracyOverFascism, so #WeThePeople can ALL ENDEAVOR to #LiveLongAndProsper.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
BRAVO to @gavinnewsom.bsky.social and the LOGICAL MAJORITY of #CaliforniaVoters on PASSING #Prop50! JUST ONE of MANY STEPS towards OUSTING #TheOrangeFerengi, helping reinforce the nation's ORIGINAL MISSION of #DemocracyOverFascism, so #WeThePeople can ALL ENDEAVOR to #LiveLongAndProsper.
"BONUS" Comment Finale WAVING THE WHITE FLAG: "While GM Jerry HEARS #CowboysNation, he has rarely done more than keep his INVESTMENT INTERESTS on GLORY HOLE vacation. REMEMBER: Fresh FAN ELATION still requires GAME DAY EXECUTION." - #TheTorturedCowboysFan. #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"BONUS" Comment Finale WAVING THE WHITE FLAG: "While GM Jerry HEARS #CowboysNation, he has rarely done more than keep his INVESTMENT INTERESTS on GLORY HOLE vacation. REMEMBER: Fresh FAN ELATION still requires GAME DAY EXECUTION." - #TheTorturedCowboysFan. #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.
"BONUS" Comment Finale: Then, as if impersonating a CEO who was about to tell an ANGRY, bad-corporate-policy-shredding EMPLOYEE, "Hey, now! I think YOU'RE RIGHT!" . . . GM Jerry shared a MIGHTY ADDITION TO THE D-LINE MIDDLE to help LONELY #KennyClark solve the RUN DEFENSE RIDDLE.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"BONUS" Comment Finale: Then, as if impersonating a CEO who was about to tell an ANGRY, bad-corporate-policy-shredding EMPLOYEE, "Hey, now! I think YOU'RE RIGHT!" . . . GM Jerry shared a MIGHTY ADDITION TO THE D-LINE MIDDLE to help LONELY #KennyClark solve the RUN DEFENSE RIDDLE.
"BONUS" Comment: GM Jerry NEVER just gives it up ON THE 1ST DATE, err, 1st sign of INTENSE FAN HATE, so he waited 'til next morning before sharing it was the LB's ROOM which LOGAN "THE COWBOY" WILSON would be adorning. Before OVERSHOWN RETURNS, will #LogansRun help STOP THE BURN?
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"BONUS" Comment: GM Jerry NEVER just gives it up ON THE 1ST DATE, err, 1st sign of INTENSE FAN HATE, so he waited 'til next morning before sharing it was the LB's ROOM which LOGAN "THE COWBOY" WILSON would be adorning. Before OVERSHOWN RETURNS, will #LogansRun help STOP THE BURN?
#CowboysNation: JUST when EVERYONE insisted GM Jerry was simply STIRRIN' THE POT for more #BrandFirstRot while indulging his latest #AttentionConvention to claim 1 trade HAD BEEN MADE with another that COULD STILL BE PLAYED, THE GM [GASP] delivered on #LoganWilson and #QuinnenWilliams.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
#CowboysNation: JUST when EVERYONE insisted GM Jerry was simply STIRRIN' THE POT for more #BrandFirstRot while indulging his latest #AttentionConvention to claim 1 trade HAD BEEN MADE with another that COULD STILL BE PLAYED, THE GM [GASP] delivered on #LoganWilson and #QuinnenWilliams.
"Excited about snake oil, err, natural gas? You betcha'! But that #WallStreetJournal fella' sure has a strange way of conveyin' what I'm sprayin'." - GM Jerry (confused over why on Earth #CowboysNation would be less than enthused over $100B back-seating THEIR 'Boys in the news).
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"Excited about snake oil, err, natural gas? You betcha'! But that #WallStreetJournal fella' sure has a strange way of conveyin' what I'm sprayin'." - GM Jerry (confused over why on Earth #CowboysNation would be less than enthused over $100B back-seating THEIR 'Boys in the news).
"BONUS" Comment Finale: YEAH, Yeah, yeah, "B-BUT THIS YEAR'S #DallasCowboys is a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TEAM!" you scream as if hypnotized by #MartySchottenheimer's GLEAM. "There's a gleam, men. THERE'S A GLEAM. #LetsGetTheGleam [WITHOUT GUZZLING THE HYPE OR LOSING STEAM]."
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"BONUS" Comment Finale: YEAH, Yeah, yeah, "B-BUT THIS YEAR'S #DallasCowboys is a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TEAM!" you scream as if hypnotized by #MartySchottenheimer's GLEAM. "There's a gleam, men. THERE'S A GLEAM. #LetsGetTheGleam [WITHOUT GUZZLING THE HYPE OR LOSING STEAM]."
"BONUS" Comment: For those SO EXCITED, their brains go on vacation, BEWARE the #PerformanceStaycation.
"2021-2022 Regular Season: Cowboys Brutally Bucked By The Broncos With The Falcons Flying (Potentially Or Most Assuredly?) Into A Furious Fire Hose" - emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
"2021-2022 Regular Season: Cowboys Brutally Bucked By The Broncos With The Falcons Flying (Potentially Or Most Assuredly?) Into A Furious Fire Hose" - emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
October 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"BONUS" Comment: For those SO EXCITED, their brains go on vacation, BEWARE the #PerformanceStaycation.
"2021-2022 Regular Season: Cowboys Brutally Bucked By The Broncos With The Falcons Flying (Potentially Or Most Assuredly?) Into A Furious Fire Hose" - emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
"2021-2022 Regular Season: Cowboys Brutally Bucked By The Broncos With The Falcons Flying (Potentially Or Most Assuredly?) Into A Furious Fire Hose" - emscharf.com/blogs/ttcf/t...
Speaking of the #DenverBroncos, the #DallasCowboys aim to LASSO some WILD HORSES at a MILE HIGH level while visiting #EmpowerField. Will #MattEberflus' #JekyllAndHyde defensive unit help #DakAndCo to peak for the 2nd straight week towards a WINNING YIELD? #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.
October 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Speaking of the #DenverBroncos, the #DallasCowboys aim to LASSO some WILD HORSES at a MILE HIGH level while visiting #EmpowerField. Will #MattEberflus' #JekyllAndHyde defensive unit help #DakAndCo to peak for the 2nd straight week towards a WINNING YIELD? #WeShallSeeWeAlwaysDo.
Instead of #TrevonDiggs being available to join #DaRonBland in secondary land, he had sustained an AT-HOME CONCUSSION so unplanned. No details of the cause have been shared, though #TheTorturedCowboysFan's IMAGINATION has only playfully dared (with the former BRONCO COMPARISON).
October 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Instead of #TrevonDiggs being available to join #DaRonBland in secondary land, he had sustained an AT-HOME CONCUSSION so unplanned. No details of the cause have been shared, though #TheTorturedCowboysFan's IMAGINATION has only playfully dared (with the former BRONCO COMPARISON).
#CowboysNation: The #DallasCowboys delivered a NEAR-COMPLETE TEAM VICTORY on Sunday, in defeating #TheMightyQuinn's CONDIMENTS, err, #COMMANDERS 44-22, where Washington's ketchup and mustard were stomped so true! #AmericasTeam produced #MoreWithLess to OVERCOME last week's mess.
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
#CowboysNation: The #DallasCowboys delivered a NEAR-COMPLETE TEAM VICTORY on Sunday, in defeating #TheMightyQuinn's CONDIMENTS, err, #COMMANDERS 44-22, where Washington's ketchup and mustard were stomped so true! #AmericasTeam produced #MoreWithLess to OVERCOME last week's mess.
#LatishaJames moving the masses like #Morpheus.
#SheIsStillHere
#WeAreStillHere
#ResistTheTinyOrangeFist
#SheIsStillHere
#WeAreStillHere
#ResistTheTinyOrangeFist
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
#LatishaJames moving the masses like #Morpheus.
#SheIsStillHere
#WeAreStillHere
#ResistTheTinyOrangeFist
#SheIsStillHere
#WeAreStillHere
#ResistTheTinyOrangeFist
The #DallasCowboys face the #CarolinePanthers in a 2nd straight road game. Will Big-D - adorned with an EVER-INCREASING collection of injuries - continue to POSITIVELY PRODUCE just the same? Or will they mistake SCRAPPY CLAWS for CUTE LIL' PAWS and end up REACHING FOR SOME GAUZE?
October 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The #DallasCowboys face the #CarolinePanthers in a 2nd straight road game. Will Big-D - adorned with an EVER-INCREASING collection of injuries - continue to POSITIVELY PRODUCE just the same? Or will they mistake SCRAPPY CLAWS for CUTE LIL' PAWS and end up REACHING FOR SOME GAUZE?
“I want to SEE IT WORK [again And Again AND AGAIN through AT LEAST a 17-game #NFL regular season]. I want to see a [NEAR] negative [# of #InTheMoment STALLS] before I provide you with a positive [RECOGNITION UP AND DOWN THE HALLS].” - #DrEldenTyrell, err, #TheTorturedCowboysFan.
October 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
“I want to SEE IT WORK [again And Again AND AGAIN through AT LEAST a 17-game #NFL regular season]. I want to see a [NEAR] negative [# of #InTheMoment STALLS] before I provide you with a positive [RECOGNITION UP AND DOWN THE HALLS].” - #DrEldenTyrell, err, #TheTorturedCowboysFan.
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"Trust me, folks! THE FAKE NEWS HAS MOVED ON FROM #TheEpsteinFiles! Am I right? THE LATEST THING FOR THOSE AMBULANCE CHASERS IS LIL' SMOKEY'S, err, #MikeJohnson's GRINDR PROFILE! THAT SPEAKER'S GOT, eh, A REAL MOUTH ON HIM! You like that? I LOVED IT!" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.
October 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"Trust me, folks! THE FAKE NEWS HAS MOVED ON FROM #TheEpsteinFiles! Am I right? THE LATEST THING FOR THOSE AMBULANCE CHASERS IS LIL' SMOKEY'S, err, #MikeJohnson's GRINDR PROFILE! THAT SPEAKER'S GOT, eh, A REAL MOUTH ON HIM! You like that? I LOVED IT!" - #KrasnovJFilthyFingers.
"Are you CRAZY?! #Schotty ALONE ain't gonna' make the #DallasCowboys any less HAZY!" you proclaim. TRUE, but he has FOCUSED ON improving the team's ONE STRENGTH (absent further roster renovation) towards COMPARTMENTALIZATION of a DEF unit so currently, SELF-DESTRUCTIVELY lame.
October 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
"Are you CRAZY?! #Schotty ALONE ain't gonna' make the #DallasCowboys any less HAZY!" you proclaim. TRUE, but he has FOCUSED ON improving the team's ONE STRENGTH (absent further roster renovation) towards COMPARTMENTALIZATION of a DEF unit so currently, SELF-DESTRUCTIVELY lame.
WHO (after Linehan, Moore, and McCarthy proved correctively, #InTheMoment UNWORTHY) could intermittently or [GASP] consistently DESIGN AND ENCOURAGE #Dak to CONQUER HIS KRYPTONITE, #BeComfortableBeingUncomfortable, and (with his hamstring healthy) be reasonably MOBILITY WEALTHY?
October 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
WHO (after Linehan, Moore, and McCarthy proved correctively, #InTheMoment UNWORTHY) could intermittently or [GASP] consistently DESIGN AND ENCOURAGE #Dak to CONQUER HIS KRYPTONITE, #BeComfortableBeingUncomfortable, and (with his hamstring healthy) be reasonably MOBILITY WEALTHY?
Even when enough members of #CowboysNation, along with prognosticators no longer on clickbait vacation, ACQUIESCED that LEADERSHIP and APTITUDE are not mutually exclusive to ANY QB dude, ONE KEY QUESTION remained understandably ABUSED. WHO could keep Big-D from coming SO UNGLUED?
October 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Even when enough members of #CowboysNation, along with prognosticators no longer on clickbait vacation, ACQUIESCED that LEADERSHIP and APTITUDE are not mutually exclusive to ANY QB dude, ONE KEY QUESTION remained understandably ABUSED. WHO could keep Big-D from coming SO UNGLUED?
And each REGULAR SEASON time that Dak would play so near-MVP sublime, the UNREASONABLE (?) calls would get louder and Louder And LOUDER for him to DITCH his LOYALTY ROLE, wrest PLAY-CALL CONTROL, and PROACTIVELY (but not impulsively) fill coach-caused or teammate-so-flawed holes.
October 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
And each REGULAR SEASON time that Dak would play so near-MVP sublime, the UNREASONABLE (?) calls would get louder and Louder And LOUDER for him to DITCH his LOYALTY ROLE, wrest PLAY-CALL CONTROL, and PROACTIVELY (but not impulsively) fill coach-caused or teammate-so-flawed holes.