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Ean
@ems73.bsky.social
A bit of a smartass until you know me and then a bigger one. Socialist. Humanist. Atheist. Gay af. Love my community and tacos. Totally not an alien. 👽 WV USA, alas.
😂 Unpredictable lowkey community pole.
April 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Bahahaha! I once hooked up with a ‘Dom’ that thought flopping it out was the whole show. We turned that around quickly. Or rather, I turned him around.
March 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I…

Ok, 🧅, just take me out already, why don’t you?

Am I really? Hnnnnnng

That hurt. Ok, ‘nuf of that…
February 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I was just minding my business, what you got to say now?
February 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Try me, find out. 😇
February 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I do love my neurodiverse peeps! Screw neurodivergent. From what set of rules? Normies aren’t all that, they just think very highly of themselves.
January 31, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This didn’t get much traction on Threads, so I know most of my friends didn’t see it. Probably throttled somehow.

It’s hard to hear but this is exactly their plan and we can’t allow it to happen. #canteraseourlove

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January 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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You heard them.
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January 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It happens. Quite a lot.
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I opened Netflix to put on some background noise (Supernatural) and there was an ad for Queer Eye. With the color of the text and the background, I read it as Queer Bye and thought “Well, that’s mildly threatening.”

I might need glasses. I laughed when I really read it.
January 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It’s time for bed. But I love this egg and share its sentiment. Thought you might enjoy as well.
January 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
You can do anything you put your mind to.

I mean, you probably won’t.

Unless you quit scaring yourself out of being awesome.

Stud. ❤️
January 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
When your toxic traits are avoidance and sarcasm but your love languages are acts of service and words of affirmation.
January 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Maybe if you took that kiss lower, I’d learn faster. Just saying.
January 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Still want to know. 😭
January 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
What exactly are you saying, huh?
January 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Ok good boy status restored. Missed it, you missed it. 😛
January 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I can’t believe I just did that. 🫣
January 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m sure this is exactly what it’s for. Mmmhmmm. Can’t reckon any other use. Nope.
January 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I honestly loathe West Virginia. But here are some of the local places that make life less horrible.

The NET (North End Tavern and Brewery) since 1899. Quality pub food at a decent price point and a great atmosphere.

www.netbrewery.com
Restaurant & Brewery in Parkersburg, WV | North End Tavern & Brewery
The North End Tavern & Brewery invites you to enjoy delicious pub fare and hand-crafted beer from our craft brewery. Order a legendary N.E.T. burger and an award-winning Roedy's Red.
www.netbrewery.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Olly Alexander - When We Kiss (Official Video)
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January 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The way I’d be so elated if one real Derek Kage wanted to follow me, instead of 500 fake ones.
January 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM