Emry 🐕
@emry.dog
🔞, 29, Tomboy puppy, They/Them/He/She/Her/It,im a loser on the internet, Caution I bite and bark and stuff
“If we gave you your dog bowl full of kibble how long before you’d start eating”
“I mean honestly I’d probably start picking at it right away especially if you put a little salt on the kibble or something”
“I mean honestly I’d probably start picking at it right away especially if you put a little salt on the kibble or something”
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“If we gave you your dog bowl full of kibble how long before you’d start eating”
“I mean honestly I’d probably start picking at it right away especially if you put a little salt on the kibble or something”
“I mean honestly I’d probably start picking at it right away especially if you put a little salt on the kibble or something”
Reposted by Emry 🐕
Real conversation I had with my wife and gf
“No I need dinner, sustenance, I can’t live off girl dick and ass, please”
“What’s that youre hungry?! How about some di…”
“Noooo please foood real food please”
“No I need dinner, sustenance, I can’t live off girl dick and ass, please”
“What’s that youre hungry?! How about some di…”
“Noooo please foood real food please”
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Real conversation I had with my wife and gf
“No I need dinner, sustenance, I can’t live off girl dick and ass, please”
“What’s that youre hungry?! How about some di…”
“Noooo please foood real food please”
“No I need dinner, sustenance, I can’t live off girl dick and ass, please”
“What’s that youre hungry?! How about some di…”
“Noooo please foood real food please”
Real conversation I had with my wife and gf
“No I need dinner, sustenance, I can’t live off girl dick and ass, please”
“What’s that youre hungry?! How about some di…”
“Noooo please foood real food please”
“No I need dinner, sustenance, I can’t live off girl dick and ass, please”
“What’s that youre hungry?! How about some di…”
“Noooo please foood real food please”
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Real conversation I had with my wife and gf
“No I need dinner, sustenance, I can’t live off girl dick and ass, please”
“What’s that youre hungry?! How about some di…”
“Noooo please foood real food please”
“No I need dinner, sustenance, I can’t live off girl dick and ass, please”
“What’s that youre hungry?! How about some di…”
“Noooo please foood real food please”
How come we have pills that make you last longer and not pills that make you cum faster?! What twilight zone hell am I living in?
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
How come we have pills that make you last longer and not pills that make you cum faster?! What twilight zone hell am I living in?
Gonna make a deer sona whose just as gay and autistic as me and he’ll never know when people are hitting on him but he will be able to play above average at yugioh
October 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Gonna make a deer sona whose just as gay and autistic as me and he’ll never know when people are hitting on him but he will be able to play above average at yugioh
I think one of the highlights of this summer was spending the day fishing then taking my gfs to one of those restaurants where all the women wear really revealing clothing getting buzzed on cheap beer and then telling them about my premature ejaculation fetish… the real American dream baby
October 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I think one of the highlights of this summer was spending the day fishing then taking my gfs to one of those restaurants where all the women wear really revealing clothing getting buzzed on cheap beer and then telling them about my premature ejaculation fetish… the real American dream baby
Was working a booth today and an older woman came up to me and said
“You probably already know this but you’re such a handsome man”
My girlfriend said I’m prime cougar bait 😭
“You probably already know this but you’re such a handsome man”
My girlfriend said I’m prime cougar bait 😭
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Was working a booth today and an older woman came up to me and said
“You probably already know this but you’re such a handsome man”
My girlfriend said I’m prime cougar bait 😭
“You probably already know this but you’re such a handsome man”
My girlfriend said I’m prime cougar bait 😭
Day 3 of getting back to being active and eating healthy, yesterday I went the whole day without drinking any sugary drinks,beers, or eating chips and cookies 😇
October 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Day 3 of getting back to being active and eating healthy, yesterday I went the whole day without drinking any sugary drinks,beers, or eating chips and cookies 😇