Empulz the Hedgedude
@empulzthehedgedude.bsky.social
I'm liable to get carried away when I'm in my feelings.
Him after the fact: ...Muh fuckin' bed-
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Him after the fact: ...Muh fuckin' bed-
Hot sex time?
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Hot sex time?
どういう意味ですか？
January 22, 2026 at 9:36 PM
どういう意味ですか？
I myself think I'm a newgen and I have no issue whatsoever with expressing creativity. Personally, I'm just being cautious about what creativity I express and where I express it, and not because of any purity or cancel culture malarkey.
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I myself think I'm a newgen and I have no issue whatsoever with expressing creativity. Personally, I'm just being cautious about what creativity I express and where I express it, and not because of any purity or cancel culture malarkey.
Tsundere energy off the charts with this one
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Tsundere energy off the charts with this one
As it should, and I'm glad.
Nobody should have to suffer, be it financially or in terms of employment in general, at the hands of greedy, selfish, AI-addicted higher-ups.
Nobody should have to suffer, be it financially or in terms of employment in general, at the hands of greedy, selfish, AI-addicted higher-ups.
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 AM
As it should, and I'm glad.
Nobody should have to suffer, be it financially or in terms of employment in general, at the hands of greedy, selfish, AI-addicted higher-ups.
Nobody should have to suffer, be it financially or in terms of employment in general, at the hands of greedy, selfish, AI-addicted higher-ups.
Okay, so I did a little bit of thinking, and come to find out, I have short term memory loss.
And I also have short term memory loss.
Not to mention short term memory lo- (GET OUT sfx)
And I also have short term memory loss.
Not to mention short term memory lo- (GET OUT sfx)
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Okay, so I did a little bit of thinking, and come to find out, I have short term memory loss.
And I also have short term memory loss.
Not to mention short term memory lo- (GET OUT sfx)
And I also have short term memory loss.
Not to mention short term memory lo- (GET OUT sfx)
I don't think you've made something like that before.
January 20, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I don't think you've made something like that before.
Sure. What've you got?
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Sure. What've you got?
Loving somebody very very much will do that to ya.
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Loving somebody very very much will do that to ya.
Probably from a bunch of stupid people or iPad kids.
January 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Probably from a bunch of stupid people or iPad kids.
"*horrors beyond even that of Caine's comprehension*"
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
"*horrors beyond even that of Caine's comprehension*"
You know I gotta give it to her.
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You know I gotta give it to her.
Bro was too bouncy
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Bro was too bouncy
Me somewhere in the background: SHBLE CABLN'T, DBLUMBABLSS, SHEBL NBLEEDS AIBLR!
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Me somewhere in the background: SHBLE CABLN'T, DBLUMBABLSS, SHEBL NBLEEDS AIBLR!
Yaaay Cave Story came out on my birthday!
December 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yaaay Cave Story came out on my birthday!
A very ultra birthday to you, UltraStax.
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A very ultra birthday to you, UltraStax.
It'll be you, Blaze. I don't care what happens to me, I don't care who's mad about it, and I especially don't care enough to explain my choice. I've made up my mind.
...Now let me go get my potions of fire resistance.
...Now let me go get my potions of fire resistance.
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It'll be you, Blaze. I don't care what happens to me, I don't care who's mad about it, and I especially don't care enough to explain my choice. I've made up my mind.
...Now let me go get my potions of fire resistance.
...Now let me go get my potions of fire resistance.
Do you happen to have one of those cartoony spotted mushrooms? Some little brown idiot just waltzed into me and now I'm 3 feet shorter.
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Do you happen to have one of those cartoony spotted mushrooms? Some little brown idiot just waltzed into me and now I'm 3 feet shorter.
Glad to hear that. Follow your passion!
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Glad to hear that. Follow your passion!
Not exactly
December 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Not exactly
I kinda do, yeah.
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I kinda do, yeah.
❤ ITEM
❤ Cookie
❤ Cookie
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
❤ ITEM
❤ Cookie
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