Muscles: soon to be powered by too many christmas eve chicken wings 🐔🍗🐔🍗

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Commemorating the release of the new #MTGLorwyn story with a reminder that the ONLY description we get of Gaddock Teeg in the original books is that he's absolutely caked tf up. 🍑

Thank you, incline press (I think)

Everyone out there posting their #Spotify wrap-ups or w/e and I just have my Playlist of 80+ Kirby songs

C h e s t

25 years later, and I still gay gasp every time. #ff9 #ffix

Delts! #arms

#pecs

Got 'em #lorwyn #VendilionClique