Well... He DOES have incredibly tiny hands, maybe the bruise are caused by the crushing strength of all the normal size hands he encounters daily that just... wrap around and ... ENGULF the puny Tyrant paws.

I know when my late wife was diagnosed with cancer her oncologist was constantly saying, "Lets skip the chemo, just do 8 more pull-ups a day and an extra 20 minutes on the treadmill."

It boggles the mind HOW much Disney porn will be available in the near future. Truly a golden age is coming.

This is British. No, I cannot explain.

To mis-quote the great Spicoli, "I don't FEEL in trouble."