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empressmary.bsky.social
@empressmary.bsky.social
Feisty, funny, intellectually omnivorous with the gleeful soul of a seven year old.
And as usual, it depends on how much money you give the Prez
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Anne of Cleves was the only one smart enough to bend and arrange a decent ending for herself. Outlived them all.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Not sure how it tastes, but it smells delicious
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Honest. I’m not having a stroke. I’m just a bad typist…..
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Make sure Theron’s dry grass around….
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
North American Murder Moose is perfect!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Clearly not this one’s day to borrow the shared brain cell
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
18 feet of garden hose and a flashlight….
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I was trying to be restrained….yeah, closer to 6/7….
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A Muppet Christmas Carol. Charlie Brown Christmas and the long version of Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer.
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And two can of Krylon gold spray paint
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What is the sound of the Tweety Amin filling his diaper?
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Leave the cannoli, take the cat
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hoping she gets aces over eights…..
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM