Video Empress
@empressgeek.bsky.social
Retired roller derby queen, a little chubby, a little crazy, and obsessed with plants, animals, and video games.
If anyone tells you I'm bad at growing huge, luscious strawberries, show them this picture to prove them wrong.
May 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If anyone tells you I'm bad at growing huge, luscious strawberries, show them this picture to prove them wrong.
My ducks are molting? How did you know?!?!?!?!
March 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My ducks are molting? How did you know?!?!?!?!
I don't know if I'm madder at the person who suggested mayonnaise and banana sandwiches to me, or at myself for trying it, LIKING IT, and craving them randomly.
February 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don't know if I'm madder at the person who suggested mayonnaise and banana sandwiches to me, or at myself for trying it, LIKING IT, and craving them randomly.
This is my yard possum that likes to steal eggs.
I've chased her around the yard so much that she just rolls her eyes at me at this point, and waddles away.
I need a name for her I guess, she's practically a pet.
I've chased her around the yard so much that she just rolls her eyes at me at this point, and waddles away.
I need a name for her I guess, she's practically a pet.
February 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This is my yard possum that likes to steal eggs.
I've chased her around the yard so much that she just rolls her eyes at me at this point, and waddles away.
I need a name for her I guess, she's practically a pet.
I've chased her around the yard so much that she just rolls her eyes at me at this point, and waddles away.
I need a name for her I guess, she's practically a pet.
The TINIEST little seeds to start my sprouting season.
These are Red and Yellow Wonder strawberries, beautiful Alpine Strawberries with a habit that other strawberries don't have, NO RUNNERS!
They make a pretty, tasty little garden border without taking over the whole garden with runners.
These are Red and Yellow Wonder strawberries, beautiful Alpine Strawberries with a habit that other strawberries don't have, NO RUNNERS!
They make a pretty, tasty little garden border without taking over the whole garden with runners.
February 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The TINIEST little seeds to start my sprouting season.
These are Red and Yellow Wonder strawberries, beautiful Alpine Strawberries with a habit that other strawberries don't have, NO RUNNERS!
They make a pretty, tasty little garden border without taking over the whole garden with runners.
These are Red and Yellow Wonder strawberries, beautiful Alpine Strawberries with a habit that other strawberries don't have, NO RUNNERS!
They make a pretty, tasty little garden border without taking over the whole garden with runners.
February 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"We need a name for our chocolate melting appliance, something that really evokes hunger and delicious chocolate!"
"I've got it!"
"I've got it!"
January 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"We need a name for our chocolate melting appliance, something that really evokes hunger and delicious chocolate!"
"I've got it!"
"I've got it!"
It's been so dang cold in East Tennessee that I considered putting on a bathing suit and laying in the yard when it hit 55 today.
January 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's been so dang cold in East Tennessee that I considered putting on a bathing suit and laying in the yard when it hit 55 today.
Beautiful winter tomatoes grown in my hydroponic unit.
January 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Beautiful winter tomatoes grown in my hydroponic unit.
My last big crochet project before my hand decided some of the bones in it don't need blood flow anymore.
No pattern, just my neurospicy brain.
No pattern, just my neurospicy brain.
January 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My last big crochet project before my hand decided some of the bones in it don't need blood flow anymore.
No pattern, just my neurospicy brain.
No pattern, just my neurospicy brain.
That clock app was down just long enough for some kind of major update or server migration, and I am SUSPICIOUS! <_< >_>
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That clock app was down just long enough for some kind of major update or server migration, and I am SUSPICIOUS! <_< >_>
I am tired of this weather.
January 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I am tired of this weather.
I think I'm already sick of 2025, and I just got here. 🫥
January 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think I'm already sick of 2025, and I just got here. 🫥