Empor can't think of a funny display name
@emporbooty.bsky.social
Empor, the gayest tapir on the entire interwebs (he/him, 27)
Avatar by @uromatsu.bsky.social
Go here for music https://deepsrepus.bandcamp.com/
Go here for sona pics https://itaku.ee/profile/emporbooty
ちなみに僕の鼻がかなり長くて撫で易くて歩く度に勝手に上下に振り跳ねて愛でてくれれば魔法の力で恵んでやれる
Avatar by @uromatsu.bsky.social
Go here for music https://deepsrepus.bandcamp.com/
Go here for sona pics https://itaku.ee/profile/emporbooty
ちなみに僕の鼻がかなり長くて撫で易くて歩く度に勝手に上下に振り跳ねて愛でてくれれば魔法の力で恵んでやれる
God literally does, in fact, forbid it
October 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
God literally does, in fact, forbid it
Oh you KNOW I gotta be repping the tapirs
June 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oh you KNOW I gotta be repping the tapirs
I can count the number of times I've drawn either of these two and their on-field effect is live on a single hand, combined
June 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I can count the number of times I've drawn either of these two and their on-field effect is live on a single hand, combined
To this day i am baffled that this never became a popular reaction GIF because it captures a very specific emotion that words cannot effectively quantify
June 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
To this day i am baffled that this never became a popular reaction GIF because it captures a very specific emotion that words cannot effectively quantify
Met a friend on the way back from the convenience store
May 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Met a friend on the way back from the convenience store
They turned him into a Yu-Gi-Oh card literally just this month
May 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
They turned him into a Yu-Gi-Oh card literally just this month
Centrist Dem platitudes are rapidly approaching their final form
March 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Centrist Dem platitudes are rapidly approaching their final form
Looking after my grandma-in-law's cats Emma and Skye for a bit
March 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Looking after my grandma-in-law's cats Emma and Skye for a bit
Out of Context Genius Annotations: "Organs for Oceans" by Jordaan Mason and the Horse Museum
February 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Out of Context Genius Annotations: "Organs for Oceans" by Jordaan Mason and the Horse Museum
Tomorrow when Star's on you should ask him
1. whether he's watched the new Folding Ideas video that seems very much within his wheelhouse
2. if he's aware that there's a Yu-Gi-Oh deck based exclusively and specifically on middle Cambrian-era fossils found in the Burgess Shale
1. whether he's watched the new Folding Ideas video that seems very much within his wheelhouse
2. if he's aware that there's a Yu-Gi-Oh deck based exclusively and specifically on middle Cambrian-era fossils found in the Burgess Shale
January 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tomorrow when Star's on you should ask him
1. whether he's watched the new Folding Ideas video that seems very much within his wheelhouse
2. if he's aware that there's a Yu-Gi-Oh deck based exclusively and specifically on middle Cambrian-era fossils found in the Burgess Shale
1. whether he's watched the new Folding Ideas video that seems very much within his wheelhouse
2. if he's aware that there's a Yu-Gi-Oh deck based exclusively and specifically on middle Cambrian-era fossils found in the Burgess Shale
こちら、３８種類の面白い英語名集
January 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
こちら、３８種類の面白い英語名集
One more of Lucy
December 25, 2024 at 10:51 PM
One more of Lucy
It is time for the annual "photos of my grandma's cats I take at Christmas" post (the first three are the less fluffy but more sociable Lucy, and the two in the reply are the reclusive but extremely soft Nala)
December 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
It is time for the annual "photos of my grandma's cats I take at Christmas" post (the first three are the less fluffy but more sociable Lucy, and the two in the reply are the reclusive but extremely soft Nala)
Got a new octave mandolin
December 6, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Got a new octave mandolin
ITAOTS, OK Computer, and anything by Ween would be way too obvious answers, so I'll go with a personal favorite
November 19, 2024 at 10:08 PM
ITAOTS, OK Computer, and anything by Ween would be way too obvious answers, so I'll go with a personal favorite
This is what goes through my mind whenever I see someone trying to justify feral porn
![Two nearly-identical monochrome, low-effort MS Paint comic panels with an angry man, pointing at a figure on his right and angrily, defensively shouting. In the left panel, a stock photo of a young girl, and in the right, a stock photo of a golden retriever. They both have a speech bubble pointed towards them, reading "I'm actually over 5000 years old!" The angry man also has a speech bubble pointed towards him, with slightly different text depending on the panel: "SEE!? [She's an immortal vampire queen who only LOOKS like a 7-year-old girl/She's sapient enough to speak in human languages and therefore possesses the mental faculties to explicitly consent] so it's CLEARLY not [pedophilic/zoophilic] and that means it's perfectly okay to jerk off to!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zfxupx3c4qcfgofsci4qz5c4/bafkreidl6r4c4f4qjfa7phtm6nprsx4ie5zzyk3d6phrghlorlatzesyh4@jpeg)
November 18, 2024 at 3:32 AM
This is what goes through my mind whenever I see someone trying to justify feral porn
ここで再配置する為に少しした宣伝
来たる月に発売するつもりディープス・リーパスの3枚目のアルバム「Slipping On Loose Gravel Directly Into the Path of an Oncoming Car for Fun and Profit（放題：楽しんで儲ける対向車の経路へと直接にバラバラな砂利に滑り転け方）」の作成進捗がますますすいすい続いてる
ジャケイラストは@kawaanago0827.bsky.social様担当
獏獣人による折衷的なインディーズをお楽しみに
来たる月に発売するつもりディープス・リーパスの3枚目のアルバム「Slipping On Loose Gravel Directly Into the Path of an Oncoming Car for Fun and Profit（放題：楽しんで儲ける対向車の経路へと直接にバラバラな砂利に滑り転け方）」の作成進捗がますますすいすい続いてる
ジャケイラストは@kawaanago0827.bsky.social様担当
獏獣人による折衷的なインディーズをお楽しみに
October 26, 2024 at 9:56 AM
ここで再配置する為に少しした宣伝
来たる月に発売するつもりディープス・リーパスの3枚目のアルバム「Slipping On Loose Gravel Directly Into the Path of an Oncoming Car for Fun and Profit（放題：楽しんで儲ける対向車の経路へと直接にバラバラな砂利に滑り転け方）」の作成進捗がますますすいすい続いてる
ジャケイラストは@kawaanago0827.bsky.social様担当
獏獣人による折衷的なインディーズをお楽しみに
来たる月に発売するつもりディープス・リーパスの3枚目のアルバム「Slipping On Loose Gravel Directly Into the Path of an Oncoming Car for Fun and Profit（放題：楽しんで儲ける対向車の経路へと直接にバラバラな砂利に滑り転け方）」の作成進捗がますますすいすい続いてる
ジャケイラストは@kawaanago0827.bsky.social様担当
獏獣人による折衷的なインディーズをお楽しみに