🔞Emperor Onion🔞
@emponion.bsky.social
🔞A NSFW alt I made that's been more popular than my SFW stuff that you'll never find. LGBTQIA+🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ supporter so don't follow me if you're bigoted. Oh and He/Him.
-their letters without telling anyone.
Bonus: The princesses keep giving him treats when he comes to deliver a message and he ends up really fat, slow, inefficient, but still boastful, even when he's sweating and panting, trying to explain how he "totally made it back in record time."
Bonus: The princesses keep giving him treats when he comes to deliver a message and he ends up really fat, slow, inefficient, but still boastful, even when he's sweating and panting, trying to explain how he "totally made it back in record time."
July 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
-their letters without telling anyone.
Bonus: The princesses keep giving him treats when he comes to deliver a message and he ends up really fat, slow, inefficient, but still boastful, even when he's sweating and panting, trying to explain how he "totally made it back in record time."
Bonus: The princesses keep giving him treats when he comes to deliver a message and he ends up really fat, slow, inefficient, but still boastful, even when he's sweating and panting, trying to explain how he "totally made it back in record time."
-a chance to get with BOTH of them, not knowing they're lesbians. So he just keeps acting suave, boasting about how fast he got to the neighboring kingdom to deliver a letter (absolutely a love letter) and the princesses constantly humor him, knowing that he's literally the only guy that'd deliver-
July 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
-a chance to get with BOTH of them, not knowing they're lesbians. So he just keeps acting suave, boasting about how fast he got to the neighboring kingdom to deliver a letter (absolutely a love letter) and the princesses constantly humor him, knowing that he's literally the only guy that'd deliver-
Somnophiliacs humping their partner's leg like a dog but being so exhausted by the morning they end up sleeping until 4:00 PM.
July 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Somnophiliacs humping their partner's leg like a dog but being so exhausted by the morning they end up sleeping until 4:00 PM.
"The power couple from high school are a bunch of dumb slobs now." Is also another huge thing for me rn, have to write something like that. Gotta love a former jock and cheerleader ending up living in one of their parents' basement and being morbidly obese. (Being unable to have sex is hot too).
June 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"The power couple from high school are a bunch of dumb slobs now." Is also another huge thing for me rn, have to write something like that. Gotta love a former jock and cheerleader ending up living in one of their parents' basement and being morbidly obese. (Being unable to have sex is hot too).