EmployeeAMillion
@employeeamillion.bsky.social
24 yo animation reviewer. If your opinions differ from mine, you’re likely smarter than me.
He-Him/NZ/autist/world’s biggest Goodfeathers fan
He-Him/NZ/autist/world’s biggest Goodfeathers fan
Animated Advent has kicked off on my channel (check your YouTube Shorts), but for being so patient with me this year, I’ll crosspost the first instalment to here.
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Animated Advent has kicked off on my channel (check your YouTube Shorts), but for being so patient with me this year, I’ll crosspost the first instalment to here.
Zootopia 2 was great. Judy looks different though.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Zootopia 2 was great. Judy looks different though.
Check out my YouTube shorts throughout the first 25 days of December. I’ll be posting minute long Christmas cartoon reviews to ring in the holiday spirit (and make up for my hiatus this year).
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Check out my YouTube shorts throughout the first 25 days of December. I’ll be posting minute long Christmas cartoon reviews to ring in the holiday spirit (and make up for my hiatus this year).
Happy National Don Rickles Day!
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Happy National Don Rickles Day!
Ryan every single godforsaken time a little girl grows in a cartoon:
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ryan every single godforsaken time a little girl grows in a cartoon:
Special thanks to @danthetoonman.bsky.social for the thumbnail art.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Special thanks to @danthetoonman.bsky.social for the thumbnail art.
I look forward to i-wait a sec!
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I look forward to i-wait a sec!
Just getting my meme prepared in advance.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Just getting my meme prepared in advance.
Spent the night with a bowl of candy (trick-or-treaters never come to our house for some reason) in front of a CRT and watched the first 9 Treehouse of Horrors. Would’ve finished off with the 10th, but my Season 11 discs are covered in glue. A good night all the same.
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Spent the night with a bowl of candy (trick-or-treaters never come to our house for some reason) in front of a CRT and watched the first 9 Treehouse of Horrors. Would’ve finished off with the 10th, but my Season 11 discs are covered in glue. A good night all the same.
I checked back in to SpongeBob Twitter. Big mistake.
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I checked back in to SpongeBob Twitter. Big mistake.
Armageddon 2025 haul.
My 1st Pokémon VHS, my 4th N64 controller, and Billie Piper’s signature.
It was a Jiggly Who 64 kind of day.
My 1st Pokémon VHS, my 4th N64 controller, and Billie Piper’s signature.
It was a Jiggly Who 64 kind of day.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Armageddon 2025 haul.
My 1st Pokémon VHS, my 4th N64 controller, and Billie Piper’s signature.
It was a Jiggly Who 64 kind of day.
My 1st Pokémon VHS, my 4th N64 controller, and Billie Piper’s signature.
It was a Jiggly Who 64 kind of day.
Getting a friend interested in politics, then they become a conspiracy theorist a year later, is probably the most realistic thing to happen in Smiling Friends so far.
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Getting a friend interested in politics, then they become a conspiracy theorist a year later, is probably the most realistic thing to happen in Smiling Friends so far.
Paul isn’t dead guys, he just went out for some ice cream.
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Paul isn’t dead guys, he just went out for some ice cream.
#SmilingFriends The hardest word in the English language to say.
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
#SmilingFriends The hardest word in the English language to say.
Fact: You haven’t got your money’s worth out of Super Mario Galaxy 2 until you’ve met every Whittle and heard what they have to say.
October 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fact: You haven’t got your money’s worth out of Super Mario Galaxy 2 until you’ve met every Whittle and heard what they have to say.
I’ve caught up with The Amazing Digital Circus, and I’d just like to say Gangle does not represent my country’s people or culture.
(Any self-respecting New Zealander would’ve brought a Buzzy Bee)
(Any self-respecting New Zealander would’ve brought a Buzzy Bee)
October 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’ve caught up with The Amazing Digital Circus, and I’d just like to say Gangle does not represent my country’s people or culture.
(Any self-respecting New Zealander would’ve brought a Buzzy Bee)
(Any self-respecting New Zealander would’ve brought a Buzzy Bee)
Happy 20th ranking anniversary!
October 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy 20th ranking anniversary!
I wonder if the ladder thing was a Clarissa Explains It All reference, or if boyfriends and girlfriends sneaking into each other’s bedrooms through windows was the style at the time.
September 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I wonder if the ladder thing was a Clarissa Explains It All reference, or if boyfriends and girlfriends sneaking into each other’s bedrooms through windows was the style at the time.
