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@emphatic.bsky.social
· Feb 19
I don’t have the heart to open the factory sealed Pentium II Xeon 450MHz 2MB. This means I need to get 2 more that aren’t sealed in box
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heterosexuality is when a queer with mommy issues fucks a queer with daddy issues, homosexuality is when both have issues with the same parent
October 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
heterosexuality is when a queer with mommy issues fucks a queer with daddy issues, homosexuality is when both have issues with the same parent
need to find my tablet to draw little blocks on it
October 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
need to find my tablet to draw little blocks on it
learning to ask for things
learning to say no to things
learning what i want
learning to say no to things
learning what i want
October 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
learning to ask for things
learning to say no to things
learning what i want
learning to say no to things
learning what i want
meow meow meow, i’m a dog
September 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
meow meow meow, i’m a dog
sending myself back in time
August 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
sending myself back in time
needing career advice so bad you return to the 17 person irc channel to seek the input of an oracle
August 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
needing career advice so bad you return to the 17 person irc channel to seek the input of an oracle
i did not keep up here
June 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
i did not keep up here
it’s pretty cool that they make a gummy dessert that makes you silly
May 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
it’s pretty cool that they make a gummy dessert that makes you silly
it’s all very intentional, even if i don’t know why i have to do it
May 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
it’s all very intentional, even if i don’t know why i have to do it
vertical scaling of databases is probably the stupidest mistake to repeat at this point
May 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
vertical scaling of databases is probably the stupidest mistake to repeat at this point
it should be a crime for the typical sales engineer talk to me
no i don’t want to talk about skiing
no i don’t want to talk about sports unless you’re gonna pet me as a reward
getting me drunk does exactly nothing
yes i am very excited about the xeon phi waiting in my mailbox
no i don’t want to talk about skiing
no i don’t want to talk about sports unless you’re gonna pet me as a reward
getting me drunk does exactly nothing
yes i am very excited about the xeon phi waiting in my mailbox
May 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
it should be a crime for the typical sales engineer talk to me
no i don’t want to talk about skiing
no i don’t want to talk about sports unless you’re gonna pet me as a reward
getting me drunk does exactly nothing
yes i am very excited about the xeon phi waiting in my mailbox
no i don’t want to talk about skiing
no i don’t want to talk about sports unless you’re gonna pet me as a reward
getting me drunk does exactly nothing
yes i am very excited about the xeon phi waiting in my mailbox
#include
int fsync(void *v) {
/*
* i really love asking people what
* they think fsync(2) does
* then asking what POSIX assures
* this function is valid fsync(2)
*/
return (0);
The nature of the transfer is implementation-defined
int fsync(void *v) {
/*
* i really love asking people what
* they think fsync(2) does
* then asking what POSIX assures
* this function is valid fsync(2)
*/
return (0);
The nature of the transfer is implementation-defined
May 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
#include
int fsync(void *v) {
/*
* i really love asking people what
* they think fsync(2) does
* then asking what POSIX assures
* this function is valid fsync(2)
*/
return (0);
The nature of the transfer is implementation-defined
int fsync(void *v) {
/*
* i really love asking people what
* they think fsync(2) does
* then asking what POSIX assures
* this function is valid fsync(2)
*/
return (0);
The nature of the transfer is implementation-defined
i’m unconsciously making noises throughout the day again
April 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i’m unconsciously making noises throughout the day again
wait a minute, need to check a thing
April 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
wait a minute, need to check a thing
visual media consumption declined around when i woke up
it’s fallen off a cliff now, once a week i watch a movie
really wish i could get back to reading leisurely instead of all or nothing
it’s fallen off a cliff now, once a week i watch a movie
really wish i could get back to reading leisurely instead of all or nothing
April 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
visual media consumption declined around when i woke up
it’s fallen off a cliff now, once a week i watch a movie
really wish i could get back to reading leisurely instead of all or nothing
it’s fallen off a cliff now, once a week i watch a movie
really wish i could get back to reading leisurely instead of all or nothing
you have really pretty brainworms
April 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
you have really pretty brainworms
thanks @lizquidity.bsky.social for the maid services of cleaning out boxes and building a table at my apartment, that table has gone unbuilt for 2 months. well worth the 6 silver coins
April 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
thanks @lizquidity.bsky.social for the maid services of cleaning out boxes and building a table at my apartment, that table has gone unbuilt for 2 months. well worth the 6 silver coins
oh holy shit this thing has a gear shift. i can slow down without hitting the breaks?
gonna downshift to 3rd and actually enjoy the drive
gonna downshift to 3rd and actually enjoy the drive
April 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
oh holy shit this thing has a gear shift. i can slow down without hitting the breaks?
gonna downshift to 3rd and actually enjoy the drive
gonna downshift to 3rd and actually enjoy the drive
the slow dietary changes of opportunistic vegetarianism has been fascinating
April 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
the slow dietary changes of opportunistic vegetarianism has been fascinating
i’ve become a bit too enamored with the symbolism of the activity
April 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i’ve become a bit too enamored with the symbolism of the activity
big numbers are evil unless they’re pretty
April 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
big numbers are evil unless they’re pretty
i like going 20 minutes the wrong way to enjoy a thing
April 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i like going 20 minutes the wrong way to enjoy a thing
me joking in 2023: actually i’m into impact play
me joking in 2025: actually i’m into impact play
these are different jokes now
me joking in 2025: actually i’m into impact play
these are different jokes now
April 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
me joking in 2023: actually i’m into impact play
me joking in 2025: actually i’m into impact play
these are different jokes now
me joking in 2025: actually i’m into impact play
these are different jokes now
i need unresolved problems i elect to not solve to sleep well
April 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i need unresolved problems i elect to not solve to sleep well