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One of my closest friend's family having a connection to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's family is not something I thought I would have on my 2025 bingo card.
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Giving money to a grifter out of anger that the grifter that grifted you lost his life is honestly, par for the course.
www.thedailybeast.com/maga-site-to...
MAGA Site Took Money to Unmask Charlie Kirk Critics—Then Vanished
Trumpy donors say the pro-Kirk “exposure” project took tens of thousands before going dark.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Rationing $30 worth of groceries to last 2 weeks and calling it ✨ intermittent fasting.✨
October 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Finally watching Ghosts, Everybody Hates Chris and Blacklosy after being drip fed YouTube shorts for 5 STRAIGHT YEARS.

Congratulations YouTube, your propaganda machine is working fine.
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As a kid, for the longest time I used to think that all passenger planes had parachutes for everyone in case of emergencies.
August 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
JD Vance just met with Rupert Murdoch and top Fox News execs, so buckle up:
July 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Oh totally innocent. Totally not guilty at all. The President of the United States totally did not fuck children and/or his daughter.
July 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The Trump administration is playing baseball except they kick swinging the bat at their own dick. ARE WE WINNING YET???????
July 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Maybe Trump didn't actually know Epstein. He just got caught up in the hype and someone actually told him very recently what the list was about.
July 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
BREAKING NEWS Ghislaine Maxwell found dead in her jail cell.
Cause of death: suicide by internal bleeding, broken bones, knife to the neck.
🚨 Ghislaine Maxwell offers to testify before Congress about Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking network, challenging the DOJ’s findings and raising fresh questions about accountability and justice for survivors.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
July 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's like no one even wants the Pulitzer anymore. Are @nytimes.com and @reuters.com sitting with their heads in the sand? THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS A CHILD RAPIST AND THE GOP COVERED IT UP!!!!! And only WIRED, out of all journals out there, had the stones to report this.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Jul 15
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out
Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
www.wired.com
July 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
And so the American dream dies. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And a fucking memo.
July 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Just a picture of a child rapist standing next to the New York based billionaire and investor, Jeffery Epstein.
July 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Dear likely overworked and underpaid McDonald's worker,
you have made an enemy for life.
regards,
a victim.
July 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM