Always hungry.
As Seen on TV.
Maybe there’s a reason everything feels… off.
Maybe there’s a reason everything feels… off.
Thanksgiving is just eating a meal that takes 3 days to cook in 20 minutes, then spending 3 hours deciding if you have room for pie.
Thanksgiving is just eating a meal that takes 3 days to cook in 20 minutes, then spending 3 hours deciding if you have room for pie.
But ay, what else should I expect from Des Moines, Iowa?
But ay, what else should I expect from Des Moines, Iowa?
Adulthood is just saying “things will calm down after this week” over and over until you die.
Adulthood is just saying “things will calm down after this week” over and over until you die.
Promise.
Promise.
Is it even the holiday season if you haven’t cried to a sad Christmas song, eaten cookies for dinner, and ignored 47 unread texts from your family? 🎄✨
Is it even the holiday season if you haven’t cried to a sad Christmas song, eaten cookies for dinner, and ignored 47 unread texts from your family? 🎄✨