The Golden Dragon
@emperorjesse.bsky.social
You knew what it was when you signed up | USC Alumnus | he/whore | Sword of Omens give me Sight Beyond Sight | BPosts may be dramatized/hypothesized for the TL
Once in a while you'll spontaneously encounter a working woman, striking a nerve that makes you want to blurt out "Quit. Let me take you away from this" and the "this" is a job at Church's. Even if at that moment, you dont nearly have enough to maintain her and give her what you imagine she deserves
May 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Once in a while you'll spontaneously encounter a working woman, striking a nerve that makes you want to blurt out "Quit. Let me take you away from this" and the "this" is a job at Church's. Even if at that moment, you dont nearly have enough to maintain her and give her what you imagine she deserves
Even if you're casual, you still gotta pretend yall not dating others to kill the mood when you are together but for some reason that's when your phone attracts more attention than it gets in over a month
May 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Even if you're casual, you still gotta pretend yall not dating others to kill the mood when you are together but for some reason that's when your phone attracts more attention than it gets in over a month
Linking up with a baddie for the first time, but she's boring in person and the intimacy was mid. Now you gotta pretend to want to see her one more time before being transparent about this will only ever be something casual or never seeing each other again
May 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Linking up with a baddie for the first time, but she's boring in person and the intimacy was mid. Now you gotta pretend to want to see her one more time before being transparent about this will only ever be something casual or never seeing each other again
Strangers at the gym noticing I didnt wear a hoodie like I usually do and can admire my form even better
May 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Strangers at the gym noticing I didnt wear a hoodie like I usually do and can admire my form even better
Taking mental pictures before I have to leave so I dont miss out on quality sleep in my own bed
May 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Taking mental pictures before I have to leave so I dont miss out on quality sleep in my own bed
Talking with an online honey for a couple days, and realize she's too broke to even pay for dessert if you meet IRL
May 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Talking with an online honey for a couple days, and realize she's too broke to even pay for dessert if you meet IRL
Had the Maple Vanilla Latte yesterday but today I got the Broken Matcha Latte #BrokenCoffee
April 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Had the Maple Vanilla Latte yesterday but today I got the Broken Matcha Latte #BrokenCoffee
Folks posting about making a move on 310N and getting caught 30 min later
February 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Folks posting about making a move on 310N and getting caught 30 min later
Reading the other app with 3L0N and 45's tweets still coming up even tho I muted/blocked them
February 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Reading the other app with 3L0N and 45's tweets still coming up even tho I muted/blocked them
me n her on a Friday night laying on the couch
February 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
me n her on a Friday night laying on the couch
If nobody got me, my watch got me
February 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If nobody got me, my watch got me
Got some new gym shoes: (new) Metcon 9s vs Metcon 5s (old)
They remind of Za Warudo vs Star Platinum
They remind of Za Warudo vs Star Platinum
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Got some new gym shoes: (new) Metcon 9s vs Metcon 5s (old)
They remind of Za Warudo vs Star Platinum
They remind of Za Warudo vs Star Platinum
This is my view on the home page
December 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
This is my view on the home page
iOS default Photos app was always a trash gallery app. Adjust the layout to how you use it. This is mine
December 28, 2024 at 12:48 AM
iOS default Photos app was always a trash gallery app. Adjust the layout to how you use it. This is mine
Snapchat still has some cool filters
December 24, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Snapchat still has some cool filters
Vegeta being a boob guy is canon
December 21, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Vegeta being a boob guy is canon
Sir, the chick that just showed you hole in your inbox last week just hard launched her new bf
December 19, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Sir, the chick that just showed you hole in your inbox last week just hard launched her new bf
Sir, one of the women that said she always wanted to fuck you just got back with her ex
December 19, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Sir, one of the women that said she always wanted to fuck you just got back with her ex
Kinda wild there was enough backlash for Peak Design, they had to make a statement. You’d think previous buyers would’ve at least glanced over the T&C or privacy policy before jumping to conclusions
December 14, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Kinda wild there was enough backlash for Peak Design, they had to make a statement. You’d think previous buyers would’ve at least glanced over the T&C or privacy policy before jumping to conclusions
