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Michael P. Scott
@empeescott.bsky.social
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retired CA attorney, living in Olympia WA

Mundus Sine Caesaribus

Only "shithole countries" immunize their Presidents

I "cloud nine" when I want to

We still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence

Let a hundred Luigis bloom
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"I have a particular set of skills . . . "
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don't know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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John F. Kennedy quote: "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable."
October 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Everybody ready for the day?
Pic of "NO PARKING ANY TIME" sign has the letters "PAR" covered over with tape, leaving sign saying "NO KING ANY TIME"
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Poster urging "ICE Out Of Olympia -- We Keep Us Safe!" with the telephone number 1-844-724-3737 to report ICE activity -- who, what, when, where, etc.
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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The cemetery was dug on family land seized in eminent domain from fascist military leader Gen. Robert E. Lee, and his wife
"Did you know that Antifa has its own cemetery? There are more than 400K Antifa buried there, including my grandfather. It's called Arlington." [picture of Arlington Cemetery shown]
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Man wearing T-shirt that says, "The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections."
September 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Henchclowns Continue To Struggle To Emerge From Rake Maze
Donald and Melania Trump frown helplessly in the face of a UN escalator turned into a staircase (by the actions of THEIR "videographer")
September 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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An early picture of Errol Musk
Francisco de Goya's painting, Saturn Devouring His Child
September 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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It's what Sundance would have wanted
NY Times Pitchbot on Bluesky: "If someone's not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that's consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired."
September 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Whelp.

There's The Simpsons' Rosetta Stone!
2013 published obituary for the mother of Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons. Margaret Groening (ne Wiggum), married Homer, and had children Patty (deceased), Mark, Matt, Lisa, and Maggie.
September 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Everything's copacetic
"Trying to hold my tongue when the conversation gets political" words superimposed over guy sipping tea dressed in balaclava, gloves, and bandoliers of bullets
September 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I understand that I'm still going to get hosed in the exchange rate
Text reads "Yes hello I'd like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth please"
August 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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My favorite sign from yesterday's protest here in Olympia:
Protester holding embroidery hoop with the words "I'm so ENRAGED i stitched this just so I could stab something thousands of times"
August 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Trump's hand holding up doctored pic of Albrego Garcia's knuckle tattoos itself has "TACO" tattooed on it, along with pics of a chicken and a taco on Trump's knuckles
May 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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BINGO!
Momma T @tweetmommybop: Name one lie that Donald told that bothers you most. Chet Powell @ChetPowell: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of the President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."
May 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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IMPEACH AND REMOVE THEM FROM OFFICE FOR SELLING PEOPLE INTO SLAVERY. THEN TURN THEM OVER TO THE HAGUE!
Sign saying Impeach (pointing at Trump) and Deport (pointing at Musk)
April 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Along with ALL the DOGEbros

Until then, DC Dems must not LIFT A FINGER to pass ANYTHING.

No Justice, No Peace
March 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Sign reads: "Trump needs to go. I no longer care how."
March 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Henry Rollins speaks for me
Henry Rollins, hand on hip, speaks into a microphone: "I'm unnervingly polite, but I'm also capably violent."
March 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Olympia WA, yesterday
Homemade banner draped over freeway span in Olympia WA says "America Has No King" evergreenresistance.org
February 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Olympia WA's protest today
February 17, 2025 noontime protest of Trump's policies at the Capitol in Olympia, WA
February 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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"If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me."

Lovely.
February 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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"Let me assure you that as an unpaid 'special factory employee' Mr. Monster stands to personally gain nothing from this work."
February 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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IYKYK

Praise Kier!
January 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Honest polling gets more accurate results
November 30, 2024 at 2:17 PM