How'd they manage to recruit so many school yard bullies in one go?

No carbs in Marbs

Gor blimey

She has the psychopath double blink - never trusted her

Charge. Paying customers are so much better than friends.

So you saw the public information adverts too, then? I hope your training was more extensive than that.

Grizabella before time took it's wicked toll

Yep: The Fixated Persons Unit will have a file on you

Wow - bargain. Some people have to commit to a full cycling holiday on the Continent.

Good for you - stick it to 'em

Dinner dinner, dinner dinner, dinner dinner, dinner dinner, dinner dinner, dinner dinner, dinner dinner, dinner dinner - Fatman

You hound dog, you!

After all the vileness that toxic orange blimp has uttered, she asks: "Why?"

That photo is sensational

I saw this tonight and was so engrossed - I was totally taken in. Genuine jeopardy and a rueful twist at the end. How Jess conjured two psychopaths, two care assistants and an innocent young girl all by herself I'll never know. What a superstar. Brava